The headlines and some comments on them.

Kendrick Perkins thinks LeBron James already knows when he's retiring and is just keeping everyone in suspense about it

The Pentagon has released footage of a US Air Force F-16 shooting down an unidentified object over Lake Huron.

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  azurewizard

  Somewhere a Canadian goose is being remembered as a hero.

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Patients are now showing plastic surgeons AI-generated cartoon versions of themselves and asking to look exactly like that

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  nebula502

  And here I was thinking duck lips and giant eyelashes looked ridiculous, we are about to see full-on Daisy Ducks.

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A new book about AI and the future of truth turned out to contain multiple fake or misattributed quotes generated by AI tools

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  tide505

  Half the non-fiction section is about to get quietly moved to fiction thanks to AI hallucinations.

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An influencer ditched dating apps and made a Google Form for prospective men, and over 260 men applied.

A Florida woman who posed as a nurse and treated 4400 patients was sentenced to community service

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  jamieharris51

  I hope they didn't assign her to a hospital for community service, because if that's the case we're right back where we started.

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Scientists Say They’ve Invented a Serum That Activates a Dormant Ability to Regrow Lost Limbs in Mammals

Fox News says poor lighting caused the viral Maskgate illusion on a retired admiral's neck that got millions of views online

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  kevin_74

  These things spread fast because for content creators, looking for the next viral rabbit hole is the modern-day version of gold mining.

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Some men are paying up to $1,200 an hour for dating coaches to help them get over breakups

A pizza shop in Philadelphia is now selling $55 slices topped with caviar, served on a gold plate with a keepsake spoon

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  realsamwood

  Somewhere Gordon Ramsay just woke up in a cold sweat and slapped a stranger.

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Scientists are questioning whether a $600,000 lab-grown handbag marketed as T-rex leather is actually made from dinosaur tissue

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  steve_89

  A bag stitched from chicken feathers would have more dinosaur DNA than this thing.

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The average family of four is spending $741 more a year on groceries than in 2020, partly because packages are quietly shrinking

A burglar tried to torch a Michigan cannabis dispensary, but caught fire himself and ran away

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  loop067

  He got away... HIGH and dry.

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A divorce lawyer says couples should talk about prenups as early as the third date to see how a partner thinks about money and commitment.

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  sam_white

  She said let's take things slow, so I waited until dessert to hand her the forty page document.

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A new study finds that fluoride in drinking water has no negative effect on IQ or cognitive function.

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  rustkit

  So now I have to accept that I naturally have a low IQ without any help from the water supply? 😢

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A couple saved $275 a month by texting their landlord to ask for lower rent, and experts say now is a great time to try

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  radfox595

  My landlord texted back a photo of his boat named The Rent Money and asked if I had any other questions.

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Figure AI says two of its humanoid robots can now make a bed together in under 2 minutes

A new iPhone scam sends fake Apple Pay fraud alerts and can empty your bank account

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  stevegarcia99

  My bank account was already empty from buying the phone, so honestly this feels like the scammer's problem now.

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Airbnb's CEO says AI is now writing about 60% of their code

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  steve_cook

  I can't wait to book a treehouse and end up sleeping in a Denny's parking lot because the AI hallucinated the listing.

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Amazon is expanding their online car dealership program

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  cipher03

  I can see it now on Amazon "People who purchased this Jeep also purchased jumper cables, a tow strap, and a lawyer."

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UCF graduates booed their commencement speaker off the podium after she called AI the next Industrial Revolution

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  patch22

  What did she expect, she basically looked at ten thousand people holding fresh diplomas and said congratulations, these are already antiques.

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Trading cards have grown into a fifty billion dollar global industry fueled by social media and nostalgia.

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  samlopez71

  A hedge fund manager is on the verge of tears because a twelve year old just told him his Charizard offer is 'kinda mid'.

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Amazon has launched a new 30-minute delivery service called Amazon Now

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  haze603

  My wife ordered something during our fight about her Amazon spending, and it arrived before the fight ended.

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Officers serving an eviction notice in the Bronx accidentally found 300 pounds of marijuana and a large indoor growing operation

The UK government says 100 countries have spyware that can hack people’s phones

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  nroberts

  Many of the governments that can hack your entire phone are the same ones that will fine grandma's blog for not asking your permission to store a cookie.

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