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    New study finds that optimistic people are less likely to develop dementia

    • realmayadavis

      Pessimists pointed out that optimists will just live long enough to get something worse, accidentally becoming the most optimistic pessimists in history.

    • noah_98

      The study was going to include pessimists but they all declined to participate because they assumed the results would be bad.

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    New CDC survey data shows only about 9 percent of US adults still smoke cigarettes, the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • tomturner92

      Smoking is down but my nephew's bedroom smells like a Jolly Rancher caught fire.

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    The former CDC director says he wouldn't be surprised if the US sees a few sporadic Ebola cases as the outbreak in Congo grows

    • laura1992

      A few sporadic cases is what you say about jaywalking, not the disease that melts your organs.

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    Patients are now showing plastic surgeons AI-generated cartoon versions of themselves and asking to look exactly like that

    • nebula502

      And here I was thinking duck lips and giant eyelashes looked ridiculous, we are about to see full-on Daisy Ducks.

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    A new study finds that fluoride in drinking water has no negative effect on IQ or cognitive function.

    • rustkit

      So now I have to accept that I naturally have a low IQ without any help from the water supply? 😢

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    Animal research shows that an experimental drug can reverse osteoarthritis in just weeks

    • wiserebel786

      The mice in this study are out there doing squats while my grandma still can't open a jar of pickles.

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    Scientists found an enzyme that could make Ozempic and similar weight-loss drugs stronger and longer-lasting

    • stephen_99

      Applebee's stock is filing for bankruptcy in Crayola.

    • linda_young

      Scientists won't be happy until the drug shows up to your house and slaps the sandwich out of your hand.

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    Arizona and Georgia officials are now monitoring cruise ship passengers for hantavirus

    • realmiamartin

      They survived the buffet, Karen's karaoke, and the loud guy at the pool, let's hope they survive the rat virus.

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    Go ahead and grab that glass of wine, it can slow biological aging, but there’s a catch

    • funkydragon

      The catch is that everyone around drunks will live much shorter but feel like they are living forever.

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    A topical acne drug might be the next big thing in treating hair loss

    • ellawood42

      Bald guys are about to start raiding their teenage son's medicine cabinet like it's a pharmacy heist.

    • wiseshark294

      I'm 83 years old, bald since my mid 20's. Every year like clockwork, a new miracle cure. I should've made peace with it decades ago.

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    Several states are cutting Medicaid coverage for GLP-1 weight loss drugs due to costs

    • morgan_moore

      Looks like they gave the budget the GLP-1 and told the patients to try willpower.

    • reallindabarnes

      States really said go ahead and donate all your fat pants to Goodwill, then pulled the coverage so now you're buying them back at full retail.

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    Millions of Americans Are Talking to AI Instead of Going to the Doctor, and It’s Giving Them Horrendously Flawed Medical Advice

    • realryanlewis

      I asked AI about my chest pain and it told me to turn it off and on again.

    • mia1999

      Yeah, go to a real doctor so they can glance at you for 90 seconds, nod thoughtfully, and then secretly ask ChatGPT in the hallway.

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    Doctors are warning that flying abroad for cheap cosmetic surgery can lead to devastating consequences.

    • joe.kelly

      Saving two thousand dollars on a nose job sounds great until your nose is in a different time zone than your face.

    • realbethwhite

      The only thing worse than a bad facelift is a bad facelift with a layover in Frankfurt.

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