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    Researchers have figured out how to use microbes to turn plastic bottles into an edible cookie-like snack that could feed people in disaster zones or on deep-space missions

    • ruby_74

      We went from hiding the microplastic in the cookie to hiding the cookie in the plastic.

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    Scientists are asking whether an advanced civilization could have existed on Earth millions of years ago and left no trace behind

    • leowright6

      Those lights in the sky are them driving past the old neighborhood, shaking their heads at what we did to the place.

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    Scientists have identified a mushroom called Lanmaoa asiatica, found in China and the Philippines, that makes people hallucinate dozens of tiny people, and nobody knows why.

    • azureriver

      Are we sure they're hallucinating, or did a 7-foot Texan eat one in Manila and everyone actually is that small to him?

    • quietninja247

      Turns out the Minions were just a documentary about eating the wrong soup.

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    A new study confirms that different mosquito species are genuinely attracted to different people, bringing scientists closer to understanding why some of us get bitten more than others

    • sam.alexander

      I once swatted a mosquito because it bit my friend and had the nerve to ignore me. It got personal.

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    SETI researchers are scanning archived telescope data for alien signals in a new frequency range they think could be more promising than traditional targets

    • liam_97

      The aliens have been leaving us signals for decades and we've been checking the wrong inbox like it's a Gmail spam folder.

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    A new study found that people who speak multiple languages may have brains that appear up to 13 years younger than those who only speak one language

    • nicolejenkins94

      My brain aged thirteen years the moment I gave up on high school Spanish.

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    A former CIA funded researcher is now claiming that the United States has recovered four distinct alien species from crashed UFOs.

    • bravedragon

      Imagine traveling a billion light years just to faceplant in New Mexico.

    • ashley.mitchell

      Whatever planet keeps producing these pilots needs to seriously rethink its licensing program.

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    NASA's chief says the agency plans to build a permanent base on the moon and have Americans living there within 20 years

    • realdrewrobinson

      Great, now my aunt can post moon landing conspiracy theories from the actual moon.

    • mysticphoenix510

      The first moon wedding is gonna have a registry that's just oxygen tanks.

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    CERN's Large Hadron Collider has shut down for a major upgrade that will make it roughly 7 times more powerful when it restarts around 2030

    • steve_watson

      My conspiracy uncle just penciled in 2030 between the Mayan calendar, the blood moon, and that one Tuesday Nostradamus mentioned.

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    UC San Diego researchers say dimming the sun by injecting particles into the atmosphere could reduce the effects of a strong El Niño

    • jedwards

      I've seen this movie and it ends with everyone becoming a popsicle on a train.

    • tyler1999

      Ah yes, the classic fix of shooting stuff into the sky and hoping the sky doesn't shoot back.

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    A new study of 53 countries ranked Germany as the most narcissistic nation, while the US came in at number 16

    • miles.brown

      Poland saw the results and started digging a basement.

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    New research finds that baby T. rex hatchlings weighed only about 5.5 pounds but were already capable of crushing bones, just like full-grown adults

    • tim.lewis

      If T. rex ever makes a comeback, KFC is going to have some explaining to do.

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    Scientists have updated the official guidelines for what to do if we ever detect a signal from aliens, and the top recommendation is simply not to reply.

    • katie1992

      Our official strategy is leaving aliens on read like a guy who just isn't ready for something serious.

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    Astronomers have discovered a potentially habitable planet just 25 light years away that could be one of Earth's closest cosmic neighbors

    • calmforest370

      Mars is about 140 million miles away. This thing is around 147 trillion miles away. Calling it Earth's “Next-door neighbor” is a big stretch. 😂

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    Archaeologists have discovered a well preserved lost Maya city hidden deep in the Mexican jungle

    • brittany.butler

      I just want them to find a new Maya calendar so I know whether to renew my gym membership or not.

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    NASA’s Curiosity Rover Discovers ‘Origin-of-Life’ Molecules Never Before Seen on Mars

    • jake1998

      Meanwhile a Martian husband is sleeping on the couch because his wife specifically told him to put the complex organic molecules away before the rover got here.

    • brightpanther55

      Mars had the ingredients, Earth had the instructions, and the alien chef rage quit after one Yelp star from a trilobite.

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    Researchers claim intelligent alien life exists out there, and its technology could destroy us in a microsecond

    • ashley1989

      The aliens probably haven't destroyed us yet because they're impressed how well we are destroying ourselves.

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    Scientists Tickled Apes and Found Their Laughter Shares a Rhythm With Humans

    • realmaxbell

      The study finally ended when one of the gorillas started tickling back and the scientist found out his rhythm was very different.

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    A new study suggests that small, carefully timed cloud-seeding could theoretically nudge hurricanes like Sandy away from land before they cause catastrophic damage

    • boldwolf

      A conspiracy theorist somewhere just took a screenshot of this headline and sent it to every person who's ever blocked them.

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    Scientists have found the oldest known evidence of plague in 5,500-year-old teeth

    • axis360

      Between COVID, Hantavirus and Ebola, perhaps now is not the ideal moment to poke around these ancient infected teeth.

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    Researchers have created a car paint that absorbs 99.9% of visible light, making the car look almost invisible

    • rachel.torres

      Ideal for people who want their insurance company to start screening their calls.

    • avawood70

      I look forward to seeing this exact car in every police chase from now on.

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    Neil deGrasse Tyson is telling the government to just show us the alien already after the latest UFO files were released.

    • paul_barnes

      Imagine Neil gets to finally meet the alien and it claims it's from "Planet" Pluto. Neil would lose it.

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    Scientists have identified the largest scorpion ever found, a 3 foot long monster with 6 inch claws that roamed the UK around 415 million years ago

    • thevagabond

      So this is what was chasing the spiders that made them evolve to be huge and terrifying.

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    A new study found that reading printed books may help your brain process story details better than reading on a screen.

    • boldcobra392

      Another study found people who read printed books can work it into a conversation about literally anything within 9 seconds.

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    A scientist thinks volcanic metal disrupted navigation and may explain the Bermuda Triangle mystery

    • zenstorm

      A century of spooky documentaries undone by the same thing that ruins hotel room keys.

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