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  1. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Sotheby's in New York is auctioning a T. rex named Gus for an estimated $20 to $30 million, the highest ever for a dinosaur.

    • jason_87

      They named him Gus because nothing moves $30 million of dead lizard like a name that sounds like he should be wearing New Balance sneakers.

  2. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Barnes & Noble CEO James Daunt says the chain will sell AI-generated books as long as they are clearly labeled and don't plagiarize human authors

    • swiftlion

      Finally a book club where nobody actually read the book, including the author.

  3. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Amazon is expanding their online car dealership program

    • cipher03

      I can see it now on Amazon "People who purchased this Jeep also purchased jumper cables, a tow strap, and a lawyer."

  4. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Trading cards have grown into a fifty billion dollar global industry fueled by social media and nostalgia.

    • samlopez71

      A hedge fund manager is on the verge of tears because a twelve year old just told him his Charizard offer is 'kinda mid'.

  5. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Amazon has launched a new 30-minute delivery service called Amazon Now

    • haze603

      My wife ordered something during our fight about her Amazon spending, and it arrived before the fight ended.

  6. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Honda just posted its first annual loss since 1955 after taking a nearly 10 billion dollar writedown on its electric vehicle investments.

    • emily_foster

      The last time Honda lost money, Japan's biggest export was apology letters to General MacArthur.

    • harper2002

      The last time Honda lost money, Godzilla had only stomped Tokyo once.

  7. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    The CEO overseeing Grand Theft Auto doesn't drink, smoke, play video games, or even own a gun

    • the.forest

      He keeps delaying GTA 6 because every time someone explains it he calls the police.

    • comet44

      So the guy running Grand Theft Auto is basically the NPC nobody talks to.

  8. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    A TikTok crowdfunding campaign to buy Spirit Airlines has raised over $300 million in pledges

    • bill_95

      Boarding will be by follower count, and if you're under 1,000 you're flying cargo.

    • wisevagabond

      Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the seatbelt sign, please like, share, and subscribe before assuming the brace position.

  9. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    The Justice Department is criminally investigating major beef companies for allegedly colluding to raise US beef prices

    • jentorres14

      With those prices I think the only thing getting grilled this summer is the executives.

  10. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    McDonald's is offering a $2.50 McDouble as a limited-time deal, but customers say it was 99 cents a decade ago

    • orbital77

      At these prices the Hamburglar is sticking to Wendy's like the rest of us.

  11. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Botox med spas have taken over millions of square feet across America

    • jakeprice99

      As a used car salesman, Botox is ruining my livelihood, I can't tell if she's thrilled about the Corolla or horrified by the Escalade, it's the same damn face.

  12. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    New York City's first full casino just opened, and a $5.5 billion expansion is still to come

    • henryflores99

      The expansion will probably be bankrolled by one guy who's been doubling down since 2003 and says he's due.😅

  13. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    SpaceX's board has approved giving Elon Musk hundreds of millions of shares if he puts 1 million people on Mars

    • reallaurahoward

      The real power move would be requiring him to bring a million Martians to earth and help them find affordable housing in Los Angeles.

  14. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Meta is planning to lay off around 8,000 workers, which is about 10 percent of its staff.

    • brandon_86

      8,000 people just got laid off by a company that still can't convince anyone to put on a headset and attend a meeting as a legless cartoon.

    • quirkdot

      Yeah, AI won't replace any jobs... ok... 🙄

  15. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Spirit Airlines is closer to shutting down after a $500 million federal bailout fell through.

    • gritmoss

      Rest in peace to the only airline where the seat in front of you reclined into your sternum but yours was bolted upright like a medieval torture device.

  16. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Uber now lets customers book hotels directly through its app

    • realrileywilson

      Can't wait for my Motel 6 to triple in price because it's raining within fifty miles.

    • anna2005

      I give it six months before my Uber driver pulls over and tries to upsell me on a timeshare in Cancun.

  17. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    A proposed $111 billion Warner Brothers and Paramount merger is being backed by $24 billion from Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Qatar

    • nicole.wilson

      Three countries that don't agree on much, finally found common ground, and it's owning the Scooby Doo franchise.

    • paul_89

      Forget oil, the next Gulf war is over Shaggy.

  18. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Kellogg is bringing cereal box toys back after more than a decade, kicking it off with a Toy Story 5 tie-in.

    • realrachelwilson

      I can't wait for my kid to shove his entire arm into the Frosted Flakes at six in the morning like an archaeologist on a deadline.

  19. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Etsy has banned the sale of controversial animal fur products, including mink, fox, and rabbit.

    • michael1988

      The people who sell crystals that cure anxiety are thrilled to finally have the moral high ground over someone.

    • charlie_stewart

      The fur sellers should’ve hired an Etsy witch to cast a spell to prevent the ban.

  20. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Amazon customers are complaining that the delivery drones are dropping packages from 10 feet in the air and damaging orders.

    • mossflick

      The drones were probably trained on footage of the drivers chucking boxes out of moving vans.

    • cloud38x

      Return drones are next, and you will have to throw the package into a moving drone's basket like a carnival game or your refund gets denied.

  21. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Disney's new CEO has announced 1,000 job cuts in a brutal email to employees.

    • reed714

      Imagine getting fired by a company whose entire brand is happily ever after.

    • stephanie.lopez

      Bold move sending a brutal email at a company where half the staff knows how to draw you as a villain.

  22. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    QVC is filing for bankruptcy after 40 years on air, carrying 6.6 billion dollars in debt as their stock continues to drop.

    • the_lynx

      Operators are no longer standing by?😢They have good deals sometimes.

    • oscar.green

      Their last hope is rebranding as QVC dot AI and selling NFT's of the porcelain dolls.

  23. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Nike just announced about 1,400 layoffs in its latest round of cuts

    • ryan_lee

      Swoosh, and they're gone.😢

    • hjenkins

      HR walked in wearing Adidas and told everyone to Just Do It somewhere else.

  24. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    A CEO is trying to tackle the affordability crisis by building neighborhoods full of tiny homes

    • mary2000

      His solution to shrinking wallets is shrinking the hallway until you walk sideways.

    • brittany1980

      Finally, a home where you can cook dinner, use the bathroom, and answer the front door without getting up.

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