The headlines and some comments on them.

Justin Timberlake posted a Mother's Day tribute to Jessica Biel amid reported marital struggles following his 2024 DWI arrest

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  mysticshark811

  Maybe Justin and Britney should get back together and put the car keys under Jamie's conservatorship.

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New research shows that lobsters do feel pain, and scientists are calling for a ban on boiling them alive.

McDonald's is offering a $2.50 McDouble as a limited-time deal, but customers say it was 99 cents a decade ago

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  orbital77

  At these prices the Hamburglar is sticking to Wendy's like the rest of us.

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Reality TV production is collapsing across Los Angeles in what insiders are calling an apocalypse

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  realhenrycollins

  A woman in Calabasas just got into a screaming fight with her sister and there was no one there to monetize it.😢

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A Georgia data center quietly used 29 million gallons of water, and neighbors only noticed when their water pressure dropped

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  wisepanther118

  I asked the AI why my water pressure was low and it said the more you yap, the weaker the tap.

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The CEO of Tinder and Hinge says Gen Z finds dating apps intimidating because they feel like a job interview

Botox med spas have taken over millions of square feet across America

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  jakeprice99

  As a used car salesman, Botox is ruining my livelihood, I can't tell if she's thrilled about the Corolla or horrified by the Escalade, it's the same damn face.

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New York City's first full casino just opened, and a $5.5 billion expansion is still to come

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  henryflores99

  The expansion will probably be bankrolled by one guy who's been doubling down since 2003 and says he's due.😅

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The FTC says Americans lost $2.1 billion to social media scams in 2025, with Facebook causing the most losses

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  brandoncox20

  Aunt Carol got scammed twice this year, but she's still convinced the third Nigerian prince is the real one.

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A dental practice software company has patched a bug that was exposing patients' medical records.

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  inkbloom

  Gold is at record highs so hacking a dental database for a list of people with gold teeth is just the tooth fairy's side hustle now.

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Canvas Got Hacked During Finals Week and Students Are Freaking Out

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  ash619

  The hacker's inbox is now ninety percent Venmo bribes and ten percent crying.

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A new Utah age verification law bans websites from discussing VPNs, raising First Amendment and privacy concerns

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  crimsonghost336

  Every teenager in Utah just learned what a VPN is specifically because of this law, so great job.👏🏼👏🏼

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Dana White says Diddy was the rudest celebrity he has ever met

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  bill.foster

  Dana White books fights between people who bite each other's ears off, and Diddy is the one who rubbed him the wrong way.

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Delta is cutting snack and drink service on flights of 350 miles or less for Main and Comfort cabin passengers

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  noah1995

  Bring back Spirit Airlines, at least when they gave you nothing you knew what you signed up for.

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An Arkansas college is converting shipping containers into student housing.

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  lauren_ward

  Imagine getting "shipped off to college" just to land in a dorm room that has a tracking number that was last scanned in Long Beach.

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Atheist Richard Dawkins had two AI personas write letters to each other, and now he thinks they’re conscious.

A newly released FBI memo describes witnesses who saw small 4 foot tall beings in space suits climbing out of UFOs

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  jordan_99

  They came for the farmers, the cows, and the airspace while the basketball players just laughed and kept dribbling.

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Tinder is now using eye scans to weed out bots as romance scams keep rising

A NASA satellite has found that Mexico City is sinking more than half an inch per month

Meta bought a humanoid robotics startup to help build AI models for robots that can do physical tasks

California gathered 500 Marilyn Monroe lookalikes to set a Guinness World Record on her 100th birthday

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  salexander

  Half of those Marilyns are just guys in wigs praying the wind doesn't pick up.

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Stripe has launched a digital wallet that lets AI agents buy things online for you

SpaceX's board has approved giving Elon Musk hundreds of millions of shares if he puts 1 million people on Mars

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  reallaurahoward

  The real power move would be requiring him to bring a million Martians to earth and help them find affordable housing in Los Angeles.

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Scientists say the 17 earthquakes near Area 51 in 24 hours are likely geological, not aliens

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  morgan_73

  If I'd been locked in a Nevada basement for 75 years and found out Congress was about to snitch, I'd be shaking the walls too.

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Animal research shows that an experimental drug can reverse osteoarthritis in just weeks

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  wiserebel786

  The mice in this study are out there doing squats while my grandma still can't open a jar of pickles.

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