Border agents in south Texas found $10.8 million worth of cocaine hidden inside a cabbage shipment

• 
  realjuliabrown

  Imagine getting cocaine and cyclospora in the same cabbage. Now you’ve got two reasons to run to the bathroom.

  841

A Manhattan judge has ordered the Greenwich Village restaurant Babbo to hand over security footage that could identify who stabbed a union's inflatable Scabby the Rat mascot last year.

• 
  leocox87

  This whole case could have been solved if Scabby had been wearing Meta glasses like every other rat on the street.

  411

A Maryland woman was arrested after she allegedly flashed a loaded gun and threatened to fight Taco Bell workers over a long wait for her food

• 
  jason1982

  These problems didn't exist when the Chihuahua was around, bring him back.

  893

A woman was arrested for driving 108 miles per hour because she wanted to get home in time to watch Love Island.

• 
  chillsailor

  Her one phone call from jail was to ask her roommate to pause the TV.

  381

A couple who owns an ice cream shop in Alabama is facing charges after confronting a customer over a 1 star review he left online.

• 
  happyrogue

  Their next review is going to mention the incident but also that the waffle cones are pretty solid.

  508

A Google engineer has been charged with using inside company data to make $1.2 million in illegal Polymarket trades.

• 
  dcollins

  But if a senator bet on 'Will this engineer get charged?', it's ok. 😅

  404

A one-armed woman had her distracted driving ticket dropped after proving she couldn't have held a phone in her right hand

• 
  liam_84

  She really did win that case "single handedly."

  960

A Florida woman who posed as a nurse and treated 4400 patients was sentenced to community service

• 
  jamieharris51

  I hope they didn't assign her to a hospital for community service, because if that's the case we're right back where we started.

  944

A burglar tried to torch a Michigan cannabis dispensary, but caught fire himself and ran away

• 
  loop067

  He got away... HIGH and dry.

  974

Officers serving an eviction notice in the Bronx accidentally found 300 pounds of marijuana and a large indoor growing operation

A woman was arrested for posing as a student to steal laptops and clothing from a University of Cincinnati dorm.

• 
  happythunder918

  She blended in perfectly until someone noticed she was the only person in the dorm who made her bed.

  287

A New York man is on trial for allegedly running a secret Chinese spy outpost in Manhattan, but his lawyer says it was just a place to play ping-pong

• 
  ameliabennett16

  His lawyer's next client swears the nuclear submarine in his garage is a bath toy.

  238

A Georgia mayor fired the entire police force after officers complained on Facebook about his wife

• 
  michael_97

  Did he march in like Will Smith and yell "Keep my wife's name out your damn Facebook feed!"

  238

Thieves in California are drilling holes into gas tanks to steal fuel

Police in Virginia have arrested a man suspected of carrying out a series of nude burglaries over the past month

• 
  the_pirate

  How many naked people are just casually walking around Virginia that this guy blended in for a whole month?

  686

A bookkeeper allegedly embezzled hundreds of thousands from HOA funds to pay for plastic surgery and lavish vacations

• 
  avasimmons1

  Finally, an HOA fee that actually went toward improving something visible in the neighborhood.

  386

A Florida Taco Bell employee shot two customers after one tried to fill a water cup with soda at the soda fountain

• 
  ella1987

  In Florida, even the Baja Blast stands its ground.

  791
• 
  reedspark

  The chihuahua didn't die, he's in witness protection because he knew too much about the water cup scam.

  381

Police arrested a man hiding inside a locked Pasadena Best Buy while Pokemon fans lined up outside waiting for a card restock

A pastor who wrote a book on loving your spouse was arrested after allegations that he has multiple wives

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  brandon_watson

  In his defense, he never specified which spouse.

  1001
• 
  the_tiger

  The pastor told the judge, 'God gave me one wife, and I made her many.' The judge replied, 'The prosecutor suggested 1 year, and I made it many.'

  250

A woman on the FBI's ten most wanted list was captured just one day after a one million dollar reward was offered for her.

• 
  mary_80

  She survived years on the run but couldn't survive capitalism.

  422

A New Jersey man was arrested for running unlicensed marijuana vending machines at 80 locations, pulling in up to $20,000 a day.

• 
  gustmint

  Meanwhile the owner of a vending machine next to it that sells Honey Buns, Doritos, and Pop-Tarts couldn’t understand why he suddenly had to restock it every 30 minutes.

  1000

Shoplifting in New York City is down 20% this year after the NYPD started targeting repeat offenders

• 
  lily_87

  Progress. Now release the razors from maximum security!

  1101
• 
  ruby1986

  Down 20% and I still need a staff meeting to buy deodorant.

  204

A US soldier is accused of using military secrets to win over $400,000 on Polymarket

• 
  chillfox

  He finally found a use for that classified briefing nobody else paid attention to.

  1101
• 
  lily.martin

  So he was doing insider trading? What will they charge him with, impersonating a congressman?

  140

A Chinese national was arrested at JFK airport after allegedly photographing US military aircraft at a base in Nebraska.

• 
  boldpilot

  In his defense, after spending a week in Nebraska, espionage might just be the only thing to do.

  727
• 
  amandadavis8

  Somewhere in Beijing, someone's frantically reinflating a weather balloon.

  368

A Brazilian beauty queen was arrested for allegedly funding her lavish influencer lifestyle with drug trafficking money.

• 
  bravestar

  Before we judge her for selling drugs to fund her lifestyle, let's discuss what other influencers are selling to afford those Dubai trips.

  574