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    A study of nearly 480,000 people found that climbing stairs every day is linked to a 39% lower risk of dying from heart disease.

    • laurenrussell37

      My apartment building's broken elevator has been trying to save my life this whole time.

  2. Health Health

    Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have developed a chewing gum made from lablab beans that may help prevent a common form of mouth and throat cancer

    • kim_walker

      My dentist is going to be furious that gum is suddenly the good guy.

  3. Health Health

    Experts say dad jokes and puns might actually lower your stress by changing your body chemistry

    • realjasonjones

      Finally a prescription my father can fill without insurance.

    • olivia.carter

      My stress went down the moment I left the room he was telling jokes in.

  4. Health Health

    A new study suggests that Viagra may help stop cancer from spreading by disrupting how cancer cells use cholesterol

    • ntaylor

      Finally... something that stands up to cancer.👌🏼

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    New research suggests the trendy NAD+ supplements used by Kim Kardashian and Bryan Johnson for anti-aging may actually help cancer cells survive and resist treatment.

    • benfoster59

      So the supplement keeps everything young, including the stuff you desperately want to get old and die.

  6. Health Health

    About 23 million American workers say they are staying in jobs they hate because they are terrified of losing their health insurance

    • funkyshadow146

      I told my therapist I hate my job, and she reminded me she only exists because of it.

    • dreamyotter

      So you stay at the job that gives you the ulcer so you can afford the medicine for the ulcer the job gave you. This is so not funny!

  7. Health Health

    Zendaya says she'll never do cold plunges, and experts say many women may actually be better off skipping them too

    • nicolegreen59

      Somewhere a tech bro is furiously stirring ice into his bathtub in protest.

  8. Health Health

    A new study of nearly 2,800 people found that persistent financial hardship is linked to faster brain aging and worse cognitive performance later in life

    • zenghost164

      So being broke shrinks your brain, and a smaller brain keeps you broke. The universe really committed to the bit.

  9. Health Health

    Health experts say food past its expiration date is usually still safe to eat, because most date labels indicate freshness, not safety

    • rbryant

      If they printed the real dates, they'd go broke and we'd stop trashing billions in good food.

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    A new study found that 84% of severe heart attack patients had detectable microplastics in their blood, compared to just 32% of people with healthy hearts

    • thethunder

      My arteries are basically a recycling bin at this point.

  11. Health Health

    A new study found that eating one avocado a day lowered harmful LDL cholesterol in adults with obesity

    • radshark278

      Finally, a reason to spend nine dollars on toast.

    • nova616

      My cholesterol dropped but so did my checking account balance.

  12. Health Health

    Researchers found that eating about half a cup of ice cream daily was linked to a lower risk of metabolic disease

    • wiseriver180

      I expect my insurance to start covering Häagen-Dazs, and I want the good flavors, not just vanilla.

    • brian2000

      Finally, a scientific study I'm willing to volunteer for.

  13. Health Health

    New research suggests that men who go bald before age 30 may have up to a 45% lower risk of developing prostate cancer

    • drew_reed

      Turns out the hair was not falling out, it was heroically sacrificing itself.

  14. Health Health

    Scientists say too many choices make people anxious and less happy, so cutting back on daily decisions can actually improve your mental health.

    • realmattprice

      Great, now I have to decide which decisions to stop making.

  15. Health Health

    The FDA now says that positive cyclospora test on Taylor Farms lettuce was actually a false alarm after lab experts took another look at the sample

    • mason.bailey

      Tinfoil hats are officially out of stock.

    • reallauragarcia

      Wait, so the explosive diarrhea people got after eating at Taco Bell was just Taco Bell being Taco Bell?

  16. Health Health

    A new survey found that nearly 90% of Americans have no idea that hot dogs are linked to cancer and heart disease.

    • reallaurenlopez

      People know it's bad for them, just like smokers know smoking is bad, but addiction is a thing.

  17. Health Health

    A new Harvard study has found that women who lost weight on GLP-1 products were significantly more likely to land jobs and partners within 18 months.

    • sunnypanther

      So Harvard's big takeaway is that the job market and the dating market are running the same algorithm.

  18. Health Health

    Scientists say brushing your teeth with your non-dominant hand gives your brain a small workout that may help protect against cognitive decline.

    • fgonzales

      I switched hands and accidentally power washed my left nostril.

    • amanda1970

      Even though my memory is really good, I intend to start doing this as soon as I remember where I left my toothbrush.

  19. Health Health

    New research suggests that GLP-1 weight loss drugs like Ozempic could raise the risk of divorce

    • moss333

      Ozempic should just update the label to say may cause weight loss, nausea, and suddenly noticing your husband's personality.

  20. Health Health

    Texas has confirmed its first case of New World screwworm, a flesh-eating parasite, in a calf near the Mexican border

    • hope_95

      First hantavirus, then ebola, now screwworms, I am starting to think 2026 has a personal vendetta.

  21. Health Health

    New study finds that optimistic people are less likely to develop dementia

    • realmayadavis

      Pessimists pointed out that optimists will just live long enough to get something worse, accidentally becoming the most optimistic pessimists in history.

    • noah_98

      The study was going to include pessimists but they all declined to participate because they assumed the results would be bad.

  22. Health Health

    New CDC survey data shows only about 9 percent of US adults still smoke cigarettes, the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • tomturner92

      Smoking is down but my nephew's bedroom smells like a Jolly Rancher caught fire.

  23. Health Health

    The former CDC director says he wouldn't be surprised if the US sees a few sporadic Ebola cases as the outbreak in Congo grows

    • laura1992

      A few sporadic cases is what you say about jaywalking, not the disease that melts your organs.

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    Patients are now showing plastic surgeons AI-generated cartoon versions of themselves and asking to look exactly like that

    • nebula502

      And here I was thinking duck lips and giant eyelashes looked ridiculous, we are about to see full-on Daisy Ducks.

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    A new study finds that fluoride in drinking water has no negative effect on IQ or cognitive function.

    • rustkit

      So now I have to accept that I naturally have a low IQ without any help from the water supply? 😢

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