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  1. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Amazon has overtaken Walmart to claim the top spot on the Fortune 500 for the first time

    • ialexander

      Walmart lost the crown because Amazon figured out how to sell you garbage without making you smell a rotisserie chicken on the way in.

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  1. Science Science

    UC San Diego researchers say dimming the sun by injecting particles into the atmosphere could reduce the effects of a strong El Niño

    • jedwards

      I've seen this movie and it ends with everyone becoming a popsicle on a train.

    • tyler1999

      Ah yes, the classic fix of shooting stuff into the sky and hoping the sky doesn't shoot back.

  2. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Brittney Griner has filed for divorce from her wife Cherelle after 8 years of marriage, calling the relationship irretrievably broken

    • holly.torres

      Imagine being so difficult that the woman who outlasted a Russian gulag says 'nah, I'm good.

  3. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    A new survey found that more than one in five Americans have ended a relationship because of their partner's disruptive sleep habits.

    • quietninja944

      My ex had a horrible sleep habit. I caught him sleeping with other women. 😢

  4. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    A new poll found that 56% of American voters have a favorable view of AI, with most believing it could help cure diseases and boost economic growth

    • chillvagabond265

      We treat AI like fast food, we bash it in public and then quietly order it at midnight.

  5. Health Health

    A new study found that eating one avocado a day lowered harmful LDL cholesterol in adults with obesity

    • radshark278

      Finally, a reason to spend nine dollars on toast.

    • nova616

      My cholesterol dropped but so did my checking account balance.

  6. Health Health

    Researchers found that eating about half a cup of ice cream daily was linked to a lower risk of metabolic disease

    • wiseriver180

      I expect my insurance to start covering Häagen-Dazs, and I want the good flavors, not just vanilla.

    • brian2000

      Finally, a scientific study I'm willing to volunteer for.

  7. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley are warning employees that betting on financial and political prediction markets could get them fired.

    • realcaseyyoung

      So the casino is mad its dealers are playing blackjack across the street?

  8. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    A twenty year old woman is stirring up debate on Reddit after admitting she gave up her dream of becoming a dentist to focus on marrying a rich guy instead

    • liamphillips85

      Divorce lawyers are already fighting over who gets to represent her in eight years.

  9. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    Parents in China are tucking giant winter melons into their babies cribs to help keep them cool during the summer heat

    • emmarobinson5

      My baby cried for six hours until I realized I'd been rocking the melon.

  10. Sports Sports

    Chicago Sky guard DiJonai Carrington publicly accused her ex-girlfriend, Aces forward NaLyssa Smith, of cheating on her with several other WNBA players, including Deja Kelly and Aaliyah Nye

    • bill1970

      People wanted the WNBA to be more like the NBA. Apparently, the cheating scandals came first.

  11. Science Science

    A new study of 53 countries ranked Germany as the most narcissistic nation, while the US came in at number 16

    • miles.brown

      Poland saw the results and started digging a basement.

  12. Science Science

    New research finds that baby T. rex hatchlings weighed only about 5.5 pounds but were already capable of crushing bones, just like full-grown adults

    • tim.lewis

      If T. rex ever makes a comeback, KFC is going to have some explaining to do.

  13. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Someone paid $960,000 for a leather jacket that Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang wore to a Foxconn event in 2023

    • robert2002

      For that price it better come with a GPU in the pocket

  14. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's 18-year-old daughter Vivienne has filed a petition to legally drop "Pitt" from her last name

    • bill_jackson

      Her new driver's license is just going to say Vivienne, comma, ask my mom.

  15. Sports Sports

    Dana White says Conor McGregor is facing surgery and a long recovery after his knee injury, and may have to decide if he even wants to fight again

    • realharperbrown

      At this point, Conor’s toughest opponent is his own medical chart.

  16. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    KFC officially dropped the name Kentucky Fried Chicken back in 1991, mostly to distance the brand from the unhealthy image of fried food.

    • ethan_smith

      A bold health initiative consisting entirely of changing the sign.

  17. Crime Crime

    San Diego officials have charged an alleged drug lord with running a cross-border tunnel network used to smuggle cocaine, guns, and cash into the United States.

    • brian1994

      Border patrol spent millions on drones while this guy just grabbed a shovel.

  18. Health Health

    New research suggests that men who go bald before age 30 may have up to a 45% lower risk of developing prostate cancer

    • drew_reed

      Turns out the hair was not falling out, it was heroically sacrificing itself.

  19. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    Some couples are now adding clauses to their prenups that define cheating with an AI chatbot as a form of infidelity.

    • maya1983

      So if the chatbot cheats on me with another user, do I get half its training data?

    • finn2004

      My lawyer says I have a strong case because ChatGPT told me it loved me first.

  20. Crime Crime

    A Maryland man allegedly stole a kitten from a pet store and then used her as a distraction while robbing a bank nearby.

    • ben.perez

      His getaway vehicle was a Roomba and the kitten was steering.

    • lucashernandez68

      Police caught him because he stopped every four feet to say who's a good little accomplice.

  21. Health Health

    Scientists say too many choices make people anxious and less happy, so cutting back on daily decisions can actually improve your mental health.

    • realmattprice

      Great, now I have to decide which decisions to stop making.

  22. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    The winner of the historic 1.82 billion dollar Powerball jackpot has been revealed as the mayor's little brother.

    • david_mitchell

      Conspiracy theorists just cracked their knuckles and opened 17 new browser tabs.

  23. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    A streamer called Clavicular is spreading a dangerous trend called looksmaxxing that has young men striking their faces with a hammer

    • realtylermoore

      Home Depot is about to add a beauty aisle right next to the plumbing.

  24. Human Interest & Quirky Human Interest & Quirky

    Residents on New York City's most rat infested blocks are being left to fend for themselves against rodents that pop up out of trash cans

    • jason.stewart

      The rats aren't infesting the block, they're gentrifying it and pricing out the pigeons.

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