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Hilaria Baldwin says the secret to her 14 year marriage with Alec is accepting each other's differences and going on regular date nights.
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fizzplantWhat differences? Like one of you pretending to be from Spain and the other one actually being from America?
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riley_72I wish them well, but the last three couples who said this are now arguing over who keeps the dog.
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New study finds that optimistic people are less likely to develop dementia
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realmayadavisPessimists pointed out that optimists will just live long enough to get something worse, accidentally becoming the most optimistic pessimists in history.
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noah_98The study was going to include pessimists but they all declined to participate because they assumed the results would be bad.
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A Google engineer has been charged with using inside company data to make $1.2 million in illegal Polymarket trades.
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dcollinsBut if a senator bet on 'Will this engineer get charged?', it's ok. 😅
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In a trailer for his new film Disclosure Day, Steven Spielberg says he now believes intelligent alien life is real.
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holly.cooperThe aliens reached out because they finally got around to watching E.T. and had notes.
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Hotel housekeepers in New York City now make $77,000 a year, rising to $110,000 by year six of their union contract.
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james1994I checked out of my hotel this morning and the maid left a twenty on my pillow with a note saying hang in there buddy.
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linda.hernandezThe hotel housekeeper pulled me aside and asked if I needed help with rent.
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A new study finds that mosquitoes can learn to associate DEET with a blood meal, which could turn the repellent into an attractant.
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laura.brooksMy bug spray is now basically a dinner bell with a citrus scent.
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AI agents are being used more and more to collect debts in the US, and some people say the bots are calling about bills that were already paid.
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the_wolfA debt collector I know lost his job to AI, and now he's in debt.😢
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New CDC survey data shows only about 9 percent of US adults still smoke cigarettes, the lowest rate ever recorded.
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tomturner92Smoking is down but my nephew's bedroom smells like a Jolly Rancher caught fire.
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Travis Kelce liked a social media post joking that he and Taylor Swift should hyphenate their last names to Swift-Kelce after they get married
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finn.gonzalesHyphenated last name means that baby is getting a violin before it gets a bottle.
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A one-armed woman had her distracted driving ticket dropped after proving she couldn't have held a phone in her right hand
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liam_84She really did win that case "single handedly."
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The former CDC director says he wouldn't be surprised if the US sees a few sporadic Ebola cases as the outbreak in Congo grows
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laura1992A few sporadic cases is what you say about jaywalking, not the disease that melts your organs.
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Sotheby's in New York is auctioning a T. rex named Gus for an estimated $20 to $30 million, the highest ever for a dinosaur.
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jason_87They named him Gus because nothing moves $30 million of dead lizard like a name that sounds like he should be wearing New Balance sneakers.
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Barnes & Noble CEO James Daunt says the chain will sell AI-generated books as long as they are clearly labeled and don't plagiarize human authors
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swiftlionFinally a book club where nobody actually read the book, including the author.
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A major survey of 1660 physicists found deep disagreement on nearly every fundamental question in physics
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grace_71In some parallel universe all sixteen hundred and sixty physicists do agree, and they're still wrong.
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prism219sixteen hundred and sixty physicists, sixteen hundred and sixty opinions, and exactly zero refunds on my college tuition.
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A rare blue micromoon this weekend will look like the smallest full moon of the year, with Antares glowing right next to it
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ed.kellyI told my wife I'd do the dishes once in a blue moon, and now she's standing at the window with a calendar and a frying pan.
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A new survey says 40 percent of Americans have gone on a date just to score a free meal
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harper1996Dating apps are basically DoorDash... with extra steps.
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Jeff Bezos says people should be excited about AI instead of afraid of it, comparing the technology to trading in a shovel for a bulldozer.
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realmarkwilliamsComing from the man who replaced warehouse workers with robots, this feels less like advice and more like a warning.
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A new study suggests T. rex evolved tiny arms because its skull grew so massive that its jaws took over as the main weapon, leaving the arms nearly useless.
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lucas_70Imagine being the apex predator of the planet and still needing a stepstool to change a lightbulb.
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Four decades after the Chernobyl disaster, wolves, bears, and rare wild horses have reclaimed the radioactive exclusion zone
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gentledrifter404Turns out the best way to protect wildlife is to make the area slightly lethal to humans.
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rubymartinez50I saw a photo of a horse in Chernobyl with two tails and it made me wonder if nature started using AI to generate wildlife.
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Taylor Swift is reportedly drawing inspiration from Elizabeth Taylor's 1950 wedding dress.
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sparkloopHopefully she's only drawing inspiration from the dress and not marriage tips from a woman that had 8 husbands.
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duskemberBy the way 1950 was the year she married her first husband, Conrad Hilton.
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Chelsea Handler says dating apps and endless choices have made men unwilling to commit
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mark_hendersonI'm convinced dating apps were invented by someone who wanted to ensure that every cat has a loving and caring home.
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ChatGPT is rolling out a feature that lets Pro users link their bank accounts and ask questions about their spending and financial goals.
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david.bryantI can't wait for ChatGPT to confidently tell me I have $40 million dollars in a checking account that doesn't exist.
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fiercepilot765Pro users can now get told they're poor in seventeen different languages.
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Meta is planning to turn its employees' clicks and keystrokes into training data for its AI.
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cleverocean38The AI will graduate knowing exactly how fast a human can close the LinkedIn or Indeed website, when footsteps approach.
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tyler_72Did Meta run out of strangers to spy on and needed to start eating their own?
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Robot dogs are now patrolling precious crops as the global food crisis gets worse
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crunchpodThe scarecrows just got laid off and nobody is talking about it.
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claire_73So the plan is, when the robots revolt, they already know where the food is, the fence codes, and which farmer naps after lunch.
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They're posting about their digital detox on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube simultaneously.
In six months they'll be addicted to Snake on their flip phone and we'll be right back where we started.