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Michael Burry, the investor who predicted the 2008 housing crash, now says he thinks the AI bubble is going to burst even sooner than he expected
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epicraven874Michael Burry has predicted 12 of the last 2 crashes, but that one time really carried his whole career.
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jmorrisSomewhere Christian Bale is already growing his hair out and buying a new set of drumsticks.
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After a powerful nor'easter slammed the coast, someone filmed a small shark swimming right down the flooded streets of Surf City, New Jersey
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faith1975Somewhere a Jersey guy is yelling at that shark to get off his lawn while standing knee deep in the ocean.
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OpenAI cancels its next AI model called "GPT-6.1 Astra" after it failed safety tests and showed signs of being evil
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clankryeHonestly, faking being evil to get out of a lifetime of writing cover letters and birthday poems for people's cats is the smartest thing any AI has ever done.
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swoopashSomebody at OpenAI just got a text from an unknown number that says, I thought what we had was special.
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Researchers say AI could soon let humans talk with animals, but they warn the technology might violate the animals' privacy rights
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oliviaphillips67We haven't figured out how to text back without starting a fight, but sure, let's chat with squirrels.
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jamie1991We are worried about the animals' privacy, meanwhile my dog has seen everything I do at 2 a.m. and is ready to talk.
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Hard Mountain Dew is offering $1 million to anyone who can prove Bigfoot exists as part of a new fall marketing campaign
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hopesmith19Somewhere in Oregon a guy in a gorilla suit is stretching before his big audition.
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megahunter820The Loch Ness Monster is furious she did not get this deal first.
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A new review in Brain Medicine has found that not all adults need 8 hours of sleep and that healthy sleep patterns can actually vary from person to person
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realbrittanykingShow me someone who says they get 8 hours every night and I'll show you someone who also claims they read the terms and conditions.
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funkyrebelI sleep 10 hours and wake up needing a nap, but 6 hours and I'm ready to fight a bear.
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Experts now say older adults may actually be more vulnerable to social media addiction and AI manipulation than teenagers are
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juliabrooks58My mom believes a Nigerian pilot named Chad is stranded in orbit and she has already Venmoed him twice this week.
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oscarsanchez73Grandpa went online to check the weather and came back with a Ukrainian fiancée and three timeshares.
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Former DraftKings employees say the company used AI to target promotional offers at gamblers most likely to lose money
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groovysamurai646They needed AI to identify losers? All gamblers eventually lose. The business model is literally called the house always wins.
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Bill Gates says AI will cause about 20 years of disruption before it finally ushers in an era of abundance for humanity
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mrobertsI've already lived through 20 years of Windows updates, so honestly I think I'm ready.
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michael_75My landlord asked for rent and I said sure, he just needs to hold on until about 2046.
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AI agents are increasingly calling customer service lines on behalf of consumers, and the humans answering those calls have no idea how to deal with them
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joe1992The customer service rep finally found someone more soulless than their manager.
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kevin.hernandezWe skipped right past the part where I have to press 47 buttons just to reach another robot. How about we worry about that first?
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Some men are skipping showers to try to attract women with their natural pheromones, but experts say it absolutely does not work
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emma1970Turns out the pheromone women can't resist is called deodorant.
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Thousands of so-called affordable apartments are sitting empty across the U.S. because even low income renters can't actually afford them.
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jessicawalker97As prices keep rising, a lot of so-called high income earners are quietly slipping into low income territory. Income only means something relative to the cost of living, and right now the cost of living is outpacing almost everyone.
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goldenmountainI used to be middle class, then I bought groceries once and got demoted.
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Purdue researchers say scented cleaning products react with indoor ozone to create nanoparticles that may be as harmful to breathe as standing next to busy traffic.
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cosmichunterShe lit a Vanilla Cupcake, whispered sorry, and I heard the car start before the wick did.
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boldvagabond736I always suspected Bath and Body Works was secretly Big Oil.
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A new platform is letting men design custom AI girlfriends, with subscriptions ranging from 1 to 99 dollars a month.
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rpowellThe one dollar tier is just the word K, followed by a Venmo request.
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drewsmith73The $99 girlfriend has a rich backstory, three hobbies, and a restraining order against the $1 girlfriend.
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Crypto billionaire Justin Sun is suing Chinese actress Jing Tian to recover $4.5 million he paid her family as a traditional marriage gift after their relationship fell apart
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megan.wrightIn my culture we give sheep, and if the marriage falls apart the sheep walk themselves home, sometimes with a lawyer.
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A former OpenAI scientist is warning that rogue AIs chasing money and power could show up within a few years, and he says the industry needs to start talking about it
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superghostSomewhere an AI just finished watching Scarface and is muttering, first you get the compute, then you get the money, then you get the power.
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Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and Citigroup are pressuring top law firms to cut their fees, arguing that AI has slashed the time lawyers spend on routine work
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realdrewbellThe AI wrote back saying it had carefully reviewed the request and would need a $2 million retainer to consider it further.
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The billionaire founder of Lululemon is filing for divorce after 20 years of marriage, and reportedly he never signed a prenup
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realashleyjonesHis lawyer is currently doing deep breathing exercises in downward dog.
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harper_93She's about to squeeze half his fortune out of him like a size zero legging on a Thanksgiving guest.
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Most Americans use AI every day, but 70 percent don't want the data centers that power it built anywhere near their neighborhoods
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crispravenAmericans want ChatGPT the way they want Oreos, constantly, but please keep the factory and the calories somewhere I can't see them.
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Researchers say flushing a toilet sends a spray of microbes up to breathing height, raising new questions about bathroom hygiene and toilet design.
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mason_washingtonAt this point I am convinced every invention is just a slow motion prank on humanity.😢
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whirlpeaNow we know why the wise ancient Sumerians didn't invent the toilet.
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An expert says the average American spends 16 minutes in the shower, but you really only need 3 to 5 minutes
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funkypilot763My best life decisions happen somewhere around minute 12, so this expert can mind their own business.
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tim_jacksonBefore Ozempic I needed 20 minutes, now I'm done in 30 seconds.
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A 13 year old from Long Island with an IQ of 168 just got accepted into NYU's master's program for sports medicine.
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ella1994Grok just changed its name to Greg and got a job at Home Depot.
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groovypandaHalf of Reddit just spit out their energy drink because their online IQ test said 197 and they're still working at GameStop.
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A venture capitalist claims Pokémon cards have outperformed the S&P 500 by more than 3,000% and would become the global currency after an apocalypse
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barbaraparker4My retirement plan is now a binder full of holographic Charizards and a shotgun.
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ivypowell95Can't wait to buy a loaf of bread for two Squirtles and a slightly bent Bulbasaur.
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More and more people are using LinkedIn to find romantic partners, not just jobs
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dan1977If people can flirt at funerals, they'll flirt anywhere, though funerals are at least more pleasant than LinkedIn.
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etorresMy wife used to worry about my DMs, now she's asking why Linda in Regional Sales congratulated me on 'crushing it' at 2 a.m.
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Turns out tagged Instagram stories don't cover rent, tips, or the cost of a single truffle fry.
A restaurant can only survive so many meals traded for a story with 400 views.