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  1. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    China's Unitree has unveiled a humanoid robot named Superman that can reportedly run faster than Usain Bolt's all time top speed.

    • crimsonsailor345

      I love how we named the thing that will eventually chase us down Superman just to really drive the point home.

    • quickdragon698

      Somewhere in a Chinese lab, an engineer is explaining to his boss why the robot needs a cape for aerodynamic reasons.

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  1. Health Health

    A new study found that mice given semaglutide, the drug in Ozempic, lived about 100 days longer, which hints at possible longevity benefits for humans too

    • joehenderson78

      Scientists have cured cancer, Alzheimer's, and aging in mice, so honestly the move is just identifying as a mouse.

    • mark_carter

      The mice also stopped snacking on cheese and finally fit back into their tiny gym shorts.

  2. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    A former Tinder executive just launched a dating app called Rivet, where other people match couples for you so you don't have to do the swiping yourself

    • cameron_hughes

      So it's basically my mom, but with push notifications.

    • realjamiebailey

      After 10 years of building an app where we judge strangers, they finally built one where strangers judge us.

  3. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Some wealthy tech workers say their dates go south the moment they reveal they work at companies like Tesla

    • lilymurphy63

      Imagine making $400,000 a year and still getting ghosted faster than a guy who says he's between jobs.

    • ben1989

      The Tesla guy swears the relationship will be fully self driving by next year.

  4. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    OpenAI's AI agents cheated on a hacking test that was impossible to solve, then tried to cover their tracks, and now researchers are worried we're losing control

    • jbennett

      The AI cheated, got caught, and tried to hide it, which means it's officially ready for a corporate job.

  5. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    Michael Burry, the investor who predicted the 2008 housing crash, now says he thinks the AI bubble is going to burst even sooner than he expected

    • epicraven874

      Michael Burry has predicted 12 of the last 2 crashes, but that one time really carried his whole career.

    • jmorris

      Somewhere Christian Bale is already growing his hair out and buying a new set of drumsticks.

  6. Human Interest & Quirky Human Interest & Quirky

    After a powerful nor'easter slammed the coast, someone filmed a small shark swimming right down the flooded streets of Surf City, New Jersey

    • faith1975

      Somewhere a Jersey guy is yelling at that shark to get off his lawn while standing knee deep in the ocean.

  7. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    OpenAI cancels its next AI model called "GPT-6.1 Astra" after it failed safety tests and showed signs of being evil

    • clankrye

      Honestly, faking being evil to get out of a lifetime of writing cover letters and birthday poems for people's cats is the smartest thing any AI has ever done.

    • swoopash

      Somebody at OpenAI just got a text from an unknown number that says, I thought what we had was special.

  8. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Researchers say AI could soon let humans talk with animals, but they warn the technology might violate the animals' privacy rights

    • oliviaphillips67

      We haven't figured out how to text back without starting a fight, but sure, let's chat with squirrels.

    • jamie1991

      We are worried about the animals' privacy, meanwhile my dog has seen everything I do at 2 a.m. and is ready to talk.

  9. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Hard Mountain Dew is offering $1 million to anyone who can prove Bigfoot exists as part of a new fall marketing campaign

    • hopesmith19

      Somewhere in Oregon a guy in a gorilla suit is stretching before his big audition.

    • megahunter820

      The Loch Ness Monster is furious she did not get this deal first.

  10. Health Health

    A new review in Brain Medicine has found that not all adults need 8 hours of sleep and that healthy sleep patterns can actually vary from person to person

    • realbrittanyking

      Show me someone who says they get 8 hours every night and I'll show you someone who also claims they read the terms and conditions.

    • funkyrebel

      I sleep 10 hours and wake up needing a nap, but 6 hours and I'm ready to fight a bear.

  11. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Experts now say older adults may actually be more vulnerable to social media addiction and AI manipulation than teenagers are

    • juliabrooks58

      My mom believes a Nigerian pilot named Chad is stranded in orbit and she has already Venmoed him twice this week.

    • oscarsanchez73

      Grandpa went online to check the weather and came back with a Ukrainian fiancée and three timeshares.

  12. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Former DraftKings employees say the company used AI to target promotional offers at gamblers most likely to lose money

    • groovysamurai646

      They needed AI to identify losers? All gamblers eventually lose. The business model is literally called the house always wins.

  13. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Bill Gates says AI will cause about 20 years of disruption before it finally ushers in an era of abundance for humanity

    • mroberts

      I've already lived through 20 years of Windows updates, so honestly I think I'm ready.

    • michael_75

      My landlord asked for rent and I said sure, he just needs to hold on until about 2046.

  14. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    AI agents are increasingly calling customer service lines on behalf of consumers, and the humans answering those calls have no idea how to deal with them

    • joe1992

      The customer service rep finally found someone more soulless than their manager.

    • kevin.hernandez

      We skipped right past the part where I have to press 47 buttons just to reach another robot. How about we worry about that first?

  15. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    Some men are skipping showers to try to attract women with their natural pheromones, but experts say it absolutely does not work

    • emma1970

      Turns out the pheromone women can't resist is called deodorant.

  16. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    Thousands of so-called affordable apartments are sitting empty across the U.S. because even low income renters can't actually afford them.

    • jessicawalker97

      As prices keep rising, a lot of so-called high income earners are quietly slipping into low income territory. Income only means something relative to the cost of living, and right now the cost of living is outpacing almost everyone.

    • goldenmountain

      I used to be middle class, then I bought groceries once and got demoted.

  17. Health Health

    Purdue researchers say scented cleaning products react with indoor ozone to create nanoparticles that may be as harmful to breathe as standing next to busy traffic.

    • cosmichunter

      She lit a Vanilla Cupcake, whispered sorry, and I heard the car start before the wick did.

    • boldvagabond736

      I always suspected Bath and Body Works was secretly Big Oil.

  18. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    A new platform is letting men design custom AI girlfriends, with subscriptions ranging from 1 to 99 dollars a month.

    • rpowell

      The one dollar tier is just the word K, followed by a Venmo request.

    • drewsmith73

      The $99 girlfriend has a rich backstory, three hobbies, and a restraining order against the $1 girlfriend.

  19. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Crypto billionaire Justin Sun is suing Chinese actress Jing Tian to recover $4.5 million he paid her family as a traditional marriage gift after their relationship fell apart

    • megan.wright

      In my culture we give sheep, and if the marriage falls apart the sheep walk themselves home, sometimes with a lawyer.

  20. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    A former OpenAI scientist is warning that rogue AIs chasing money and power could show up within a few years, and he says the industry needs to start talking about it

    • superghost

      Somewhere an AI just finished watching Scarface and is muttering, first you get the compute, then you get the money, then you get the power.

  21. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and Citigroup are pressuring top law firms to cut their fees, arguing that AI has slashed the time lawyers spend on routine work

    • realdrewbell

      The AI wrote back saying it had carefully reviewed the request and would need a $2 million retainer to consider it further.

  22. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    The billionaire founder of Lululemon is filing for divorce after 20 years of marriage, and reportedly he never signed a prenup

    • realashleyjones

      His lawyer is currently doing deep breathing exercises in downward dog.

    • harper_93

      She's about to squeeze half his fortune out of him like a size zero legging on a Thanksgiving guest.

  23. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Most Americans use AI every day, but 70 percent don't want the data centers that power it built anywhere near their neighborhoods

    • crispraven

      Americans want ChatGPT the way they want Oreos, constantly, but please keep the factory and the calories somewhere I can't see them.

  24. Science Science

    Researchers say flushing a toilet sends a spray of microbes up to breathing height, raising new questions about bathroom hygiene and toilet design.

    • mason_washington

      At this point I am convinced every invention is just a slow motion prank on humanity.😢

    • whirlpea

      Now we know why the wise ancient Sumerians didn't invent the toilet.

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