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  1. Health Health

    New study finds that optimistic people are less likely to develop dementia

    • realmayadavis

      Pessimists pointed out that optimists will just live long enough to get something worse, accidentally becoming the most optimistic pessimists in history.

    • noah_98

      The study was going to include pessimists but they all declined to participate because they assumed the results would be bad.

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  1. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Hilaria Baldwin says the secret to her 14 year marriage with Alec is accepting each other's differences and going on regular date nights.

    • fizzplant

      What differences? Like one of you pretending to be from Spain and the other one actually being from America?

    • riley_72

      I wish them well, but the last three couples who said this are now arguing over who keeps the dog.

  2. Crime Crime

    A Google engineer has been charged with using inside company data to make $1.2 million in illegal Polymarket trades.

    • dcollins

      But if a senator bet on 'Will this engineer get charged?', it's ok. 😅

  3. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    In a trailer for his new film Disclosure Day, Steven Spielberg says he now believes intelligent alien life is real.

    • holly.cooper

      The aliens reached out because they finally got around to watching E.T. and had notes.

  4. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    Hotel housekeepers in New York City now make $77,000 a year, rising to $110,000 by year six of their union contract.

    • james1994

      I checked out of my hotel this morning and the maid left a twenty on my pillow with a note saying hang in there buddy.

    • linda.hernandez

      The hotel housekeeper pulled me aside and asked if I needed help with rent.

  5. Science Science

    A new study finds that mosquitoes can learn to associate DEET with a blood meal, which could turn the repellent into an attractant.

    • laura.brooks

      My bug spray is now basically a dinner bell with a citrus scent.

  6. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    AI agents are being used more and more to collect debts in the US, and some people say the bots are calling about bills that were already paid.

    • the_wolf

      A debt collector I know lost his job to AI, and now he's in debt.😢

  7. Health Health

    New CDC survey data shows only about 9 percent of US adults still smoke cigarettes, the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • tomturner92

      Smoking is down but my nephew's bedroom smells like a Jolly Rancher caught fire.

  8. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Travis Kelce liked a social media post joking that he and Taylor Swift should hyphenate their last names to Swift-Kelce after they get married

    • finn.gonzales

      Hyphenated last name means that baby is getting a violin before it gets a bottle.

  9. Crime Crime

    A one-armed woman had her distracted driving ticket dropped after proving she couldn't have held a phone in her right hand

    • liam_84

      She really did win that case "single handedly."

  10. Health Health

    The former CDC director says he wouldn't be surprised if the US sees a few sporadic Ebola cases as the outbreak in Congo grows

    • laura1992

      A few sporadic cases is what you say about jaywalking, not the disease that melts your organs.

  11. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Sotheby's in New York is auctioning a T. rex named Gus for an estimated $20 to $30 million, the highest ever for a dinosaur.

    • jason_87

      They named him Gus because nothing moves $30 million of dead lizard like a name that sounds like he should be wearing New Balance sneakers.

  12. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Barnes & Noble CEO James Daunt says the chain will sell AI-generated books as long as they are clearly labeled and don't plagiarize human authors

    • swiftlion

      Finally a book club where nobody actually read the book, including the author.

  13. Science Science

    A major survey of 1660 physicists found deep disagreement on nearly every fundamental question in physics

    • grace_71

      In some parallel universe all sixteen hundred and sixty physicists do agree, and they're still wrong.

    • prism219

      sixteen hundred and sixty physicists, sixteen hundred and sixty opinions, and exactly zero refunds on my college tuition.

  14. Science Science

    A rare blue micromoon this weekend will look like the smallest full moon of the year, with Antares glowing right next to it

    • ed.kelly

      I told my wife I'd do the dishes once in a blue moon, and now she's standing at the window with a calendar and a frying pan.

  15. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    A new survey says 40 percent of Americans have gone on a date just to score a free meal

    • harper1996

      Dating apps are basically DoorDash... with extra steps.

  16. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Jeff Bezos says people should be excited about AI instead of afraid of it, comparing the technology to trading in a shovel for a bulldozer.

    • realmarkwilliams

      Coming from the man who replaced warehouse workers with robots, this feels less like advice and more like a warning.

  17. Science Science

    A new study suggests T. rex evolved tiny arms because its skull grew so massive that its jaws took over as the main weapon, leaving the arms nearly useless.

    • lucas_70

      Imagine being the apex predator of the planet and still needing a stepstool to change a lightbulb.

  18. Science Science

    Four decades after the Chernobyl disaster, wolves, bears, and rare wild horses have reclaimed the radioactive exclusion zone

    • gentledrifter404

      Turns out the best way to protect wildlife is to make the area slightly lethal to humans.

    • rubymartinez50

      I saw a photo of a horse in Chernobyl with two tails and it made me wonder if nature started using AI to generate wildlife.

  19. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Taylor Swift is reportedly drawing inspiration from Elizabeth Taylor's 1950 wedding dress.

    • sparkloop

      Hopefully she's only drawing inspiration from the dress and not marriage tips from a woman that had 8 husbands.

    • duskember

      By the way 1950 was the year she married her first husband, Conrad Hilton.

  20. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Chelsea Handler says dating apps and endless choices have made men unwilling to commit

    • mark_henderson

      I'm convinced dating apps were invented by someone who wanted to ensure that every cat has a loving and caring home.

  21. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    ChatGPT is rolling out a feature that lets Pro users link their bank accounts and ask questions about their spending and financial goals.

    • david.bryant

      I can't wait for ChatGPT to confidently tell me I have $40 million dollars in a checking account that doesn't exist.

    • fiercepilot765

      Pro users can now get told they're poor in seventeen different languages.

  22. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Meta is planning to turn its employees' clicks and keystrokes into training data for its AI.

    • cleverocean38

      The AI will graduate knowing exactly how fast a human can close the LinkedIn or Indeed website, when footsteps approach.

    • tyler_72

      Did Meta run out of strangers to spy on and needed to start eating their own?

  23. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Robot dogs are now patrolling precious crops as the global food crisis gets worse

    • crunchpod

      The scarecrows just got laid off and nobody is talking about it.

    • claire_73

      So the plan is, when the robots revolt, they already know where the food is, the fence codes, and which farmer naps after lunch.

  24. Human Interest & Quirky Human Interest & Quirky

    A thousand animal rights activists tried to storm a beagle breeding facility in Wisconsin

    • radrogue847

      Yeah, how brave. It's easy to storm a beagle facility. Let's see them try that with a chihuahua facility.

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