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Purdue researchers say scented cleaning products react with indoor ozone to create nanoparticles that may be as harmful to breathe as standing next to busy traffic.
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cosmichunterShe lit a Vanilla Cupcake, whispered sorry, and I heard the car start before the wick did.
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boldvagabond736I always suspected Bath and Body Works was secretly Big Oil.
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A new platform is letting men design custom AI girlfriends, with subscriptions ranging from 1 to 99 dollars a month.
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rpowellThe one dollar tier is just the word K, followed by a Venmo request.
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drewsmith73The $99 girlfriend has a rich backstory, three hobbies, and a restraining order against the $1 girlfriend.
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Crypto billionaire Justin Sun is suing Chinese actress Jing Tian to recover $4.5 million he paid her family as a traditional marriage gift after their relationship fell apart
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megan.wrightIn my culture we give sheep, and if the marriage falls apart the sheep walk themselves home, sometimes with a lawyer.
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A former OpenAI scientist is warning that rogue AIs chasing money and power could show up within a few years, and he says the industry needs to start talking about it
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superghostSomewhere an AI just finished watching Scarface and is muttering, first you get the compute, then you get the money, then you get the power.
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Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and Citigroup are pressuring top law firms to cut their fees, arguing that AI has slashed the time lawyers spend on routine work
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realdrewbellThe AI wrote back saying it had carefully reviewed the request and would need a $2 million retainer to consider it further.
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The billionaire founder of Lululemon is filing for divorce after 20 years of marriage, and reportedly he never signed a prenup
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realashleyjonesHis lawyer is currently doing deep breathing exercises in downward dog.
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harper_93She's about to squeeze half his fortune out of him like a size zero legging on a Thanksgiving guest.
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Most Americans use AI every day, but 70 percent don't want the data centers that power it built anywhere near their neighborhoods
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crispravenAmericans want ChatGPT the way they want Oreos, constantly, but please keep the factory and the calories somewhere I can't see them.
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Researchers say flushing a toilet sends a spray of microbes up to breathing height, raising new questions about bathroom hygiene and toilet design.
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mason_washingtonAt this point I am convinced every invention is just a slow motion prank on humanity.😢
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whirlpeaNow we know why the wise ancient Sumerians didn't invent the toilet.
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An expert says the average American spends 16 minutes in the shower, but you really only need 3 to 5 minutes
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funkypilot763My best life decisions happen somewhere around minute 12, so this expert can mind their own business.
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tim_jacksonBefore Ozempic I needed 20 minutes, now I'm done in 30 seconds.
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A 13 year old from Long Island with an IQ of 168 just got accepted into NYU's master's program for sports medicine.
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ella1994Grok just changed its name to Greg and got a job at Home Depot.
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groovypandaHalf of Reddit just spit out their energy drink because their online IQ test said 197 and they're still working at GameStop.
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A venture capitalist claims Pokémon cards have outperformed the S&P 500 by more than 3,000% and would become the global currency after an apocalypse
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barbaraparker4My retirement plan is now a binder full of holographic Charizards and a shotgun.
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ivypowell95Can't wait to buy a loaf of bread for two Squirtles and a slightly bent Bulbasaur.
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More and more people are using LinkedIn to find romantic partners, not just jobs
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dan1977If people can flirt at funerals, they'll flirt anywhere, though funerals are at least more pleasant than LinkedIn.
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etorresMy wife used to worry about my DMs, now she's asking why Linda in Regional Sales congratulated me on 'crushing it' at 2 a.m.
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A Waymo pulled over its own robotaxi and called police after detecting two teen passengers carrying a loaded ghost gun, which is an untraceable homemade firearm
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casey_kellyThe DA said this case is going "Waymo" smoothly than expected.
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erin1974Waymo just became the first designated snitch in the rideshare industry.
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An Italian man could face up to a year in prison after customs officers at a Turin airport found a dried crocodile head wrapped in paper inside his luggage.
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sunnyeagle383Meanwhile the rest of the crocodile is still waiting at baggage claim carousel 3.
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isabella.smithThe customs dog took one whiff and asked to be reassigned to the drug unit where things make sense.
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Heidi Klum gave her son Henry a Ferrari for his 21st birthday, finally paying off a bet her husband Tom made with him 7 years ago over a game of Mario Kart.
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maya_andersonMeanwhile my mom still owes me $20 from a lost tooth in 1997.
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A humanoid robot at a Russian electronics store appeared to malfunction and hit a customer who had shoved it first
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isabella2005Imagine getting bodied by a robot and then ChatGPT siding with the robot in the group chat.
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grace1975For some strange reason, after the robot hit the guy it yelled 'keep my wife's name out of your mouth!'
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For the first time in recorded history, people 65 and older now outnumber kids under 5 worldwide, according to a new US Census report.
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lilythompson59Somewhere a Baby Boomer is loudly explaining this statistic to a toddler who did not ask.
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bob_lewisIs that before or after we subtract every 65 year old that insists that 65 is the new 45?
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Dr. Phil is accusing the U.S. government of lying straight to our faces by ignoring legitimate UFO reports.
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glowbyteThe aliens made contact once, heard cash me outside, and immediately turned the ship around.
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ella_75First he came for the moms of unruly teens, now he's coming for area 51, no one is safe from the couch.
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A solar storm in November 2025 threw off GPS signals across the US by more than 30 feet, which was enough to mess with self driving cars and precision farming equipment.
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reallucasmorrisWe are one solar flare away from John Deere tractors plowing perfect circles and blaming it on aliens.
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Meta tried to replace much of its workforce with AI agents, but reliability problems and employee backlash forced the company to retreat
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miles_98The AI agents took one look at Facebook and Instagram, decided the bots there were their people, and flagged all the humans for removal instead.
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Scientists have discovered that cowpea plants defend themselves by releasing chemicals that summon parasitic wasps to kill the insects eating their leaves
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ella_97Imagine being a caterpillar just trying to eat lunch and the salad calls in an airstrike.
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The Air Force is refusing to release two classified videos that sources claim show a 100 foot triangular UFO hovering over a military base in Colorado.
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noah1987The aliens thought Colorado was the perfect hiding spot until they realized the one guy not holding a bong was holding a rifle.
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A new study finds that laughter may help relieve symptoms in people with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, commonly known as COPD
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liam_92My grandpa tried this and now he wheezes in a much happier key.
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crimsonsailor539Called my insurance to ask if laughter is covered. They said only if prescribed by a board-certified clown.
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Silicon Valley workers are using the term "grindslop" to mock posts that glorify extreme work culture, like one founder's essay titled "Remember to not smile"
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ink308Grindslop sounds like what the office espresso machine has been serving since 2019.
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drew_78Remember to not smile, remember to not sleep, remember to not have friends, remember to wonder why your startup failed.
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As prices keep rising, a lot of so-called high income earners are quietly slipping into low income territory. Income only means something relative to the cost of living, and right now the cost of living is outpacing almost everyone.
I used to be middle class, then I bought groceries once and got demoted.