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More and more people are using LinkedIn to find romantic partners, not just jobs
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dan1977If people can flirt at funerals, they'll flirt anywhere, though funerals are at least more pleasant than LinkedIn.
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etorresMy wife used to worry about my DMs, now she's asking why Linda in Regional Sales congratulated me on 'crushing it' at 2 a.m.
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A Waymo pulled over its own robotaxi and called police after detecting two teen passengers carrying a loaded ghost gun, which is an untraceable homemade firearm
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casey_kellyThe DA said this case is going "Waymo" smoothly than expected.
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erin1974Waymo just became the first designated snitch in the rideshare industry.
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Heidi Klum gave her son Henry a Ferrari for his 21st birthday, finally paying off a bet her husband Tom made with him 7 years ago over a game of Mario Kart.
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maya_andersonMeanwhile my mom still owes me $20 from a lost tooth in 1997.
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A humanoid robot at a Russian electronics store appeared to malfunction and hit a customer who had shoved it first
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isabella2005Imagine getting bodied by a robot and then ChatGPT siding with the robot in the group chat.
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grace1975For some strange reason, after the robot hit the guy it yelled 'keep my wife's name out of your mouth!'
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For the first time in recorded history, people 65 and older now outnumber kids under 5 worldwide, according to a new US Census report.
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lilythompson59Somewhere a Baby Boomer is loudly explaining this statistic to a toddler who did not ask.
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bob_lewisIs that before or after we subtract every 65 year old that insists that 65 is the new 45?
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Dr. Phil is accusing the U.S. government of lying straight to our faces by ignoring legitimate UFO reports.
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glowbyteThe aliens made contact once, heard cash me outside, and immediately turned the ship around.
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ella_75First he came for the moms of unruly teens, now he's coming for area 51, no one is safe from the couch.
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A solar storm in November 2025 threw off GPS signals across the US by more than 30 feet, which was enough to mess with self driving cars and precision farming equipment.
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reallucasmorrisWe are one solar flare away from John Deere tractors plowing perfect circles and blaming it on aliens.
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Meta tried to replace much of its workforce with AI agents, but reliability problems and employee backlash forced the company to retreat
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miles_98The AI agents took one look at Facebook and Instagram, decided the bots there were their people, and flagged all the humans for removal instead.
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Scientists have discovered that cowpea plants defend themselves by releasing chemicals that summon parasitic wasps to kill the insects eating their leaves
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ella_97Imagine being a caterpillar just trying to eat lunch and the salad calls in an airstrike.
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The Air Force is refusing to release two classified videos that sources claim show a 100 foot triangular UFO hovering over a military base in Colorado.
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noah1987The aliens thought Colorado was the perfect hiding spot until they realized the one guy not holding a bong was holding a rifle.
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A new study finds that laughter may help relieve symptoms in people with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, commonly known as COPD
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liam_92My grandpa tried this and now he wheezes in a much happier key.
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crimsonsailor539Called my insurance to ask if laughter is covered. They said only if prescribed by a board-certified clown.
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Silicon Valley workers are using the term "grindslop" to mock posts that glorify extreme work culture, like one founder's essay titled "Remember to not smile"
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ink308Grindslop sounds like what the office espresso machine has been serving since 2019.
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drew_78Remember to not smile, remember to not sleep, remember to not have friends, remember to wonder why your startup failed.
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15 of Broadway's 41 major theaters are currently sitting dark, and producers are betting that horror shows like Paranormal Activity can lure audiences back
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azurecobra84Broadway's Paranormal Activity is 90 minutes of an empty stage. Standing ovation for the ghost who slammed a door in Act II.
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A common arthritis drug is showing dramatic hair regrowth results in people suffering from severe alopecia areata, the condition that causes patchy hair loss
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amanda1975So we accidentally cured baldness while trying to fix knees, which is the most American research pipeline possible.
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A new Pew survey finds that more than half of Americans think schools should teach Spanish, as 45 million people now speak it at home
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mayagonzales12The other half is still trying to finish learning English.
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dust317Support for Spanish class drops 90 percent the moment parents realize they'll have to help with the homework.
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T-Mobile says its cybersecurity team literally cut a cable last year to kick Chinese government hackers out of its network
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mysticpirate265So the engineers call tech support, and support goes: 'Have you tried unplugging it... and never plugging it back in?'
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Researchers tracked the sleep habits of 3 young AI founders for 4 days, and some were only getting 5 to 6 hours a night.
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brianrichardson7Meanwhile I'm getting 11 hours because AI is doing my job for me.
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CD sales jumped 59% in the first half of 2026, bringing in $171 million as younger shoppers embrace retro tech
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groovyviking417Somewhere in a junkyard, a 6 disc changer is slowly waking up like a Marvel villain.
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realemilybennettGen Z is about to discover the pure rage of a CD changer skipping every time you hit a pothole.
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Hackers reportedly stole over 150 million driver's licenses and passports from a major ID verification company used at bars, rental agencies, and dispensaries
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vortex22The moment they said 'please upload a selfie holding your license,' every one of us had that gut feeling, 'I know this will get hacked', but we uploaded it anyway.
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YouTube is now letting eligible U.S. creators tag Amazon products directly in their videos and earn commissions on every purchase
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paul_murphyMrBeast is going to tag an entire Amazon warehouse in one video.
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cloudnapSomewhere a guy is about to fake cry on camera because a $12 phone stand changed his life.
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For the first time without any obvious crisis driving it, more women are working than men, and experts are warning the trend might be permanent
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megatiger967Equality arrived and the first thing it did was make men take a nap.
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Amazon's internal forecasts show its own delivery network could handle nearly 90% of US packages by 2029.
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ewalkerThe last UPS truck will roll into a warehouse and come out with a Prime sticker on it.
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A US Open umpire had to pause Naomi Osaka's match to scold influencers in a luxury suite who were filming content with a ring light
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jessica_carterThese people brought studio lighting to a tennis match and somehow think everyone else is the problem.
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realnicolelongImagine being so self absorbed you set up a photo shoot at someone else's job.
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A new study finds that young people in Tennessee, Indiana, and Utah are getting married at much higher rates than those in big coastal cities like New York and Los Angeles
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reallaurenbellNew Yorkers are still waiting for their situationship to define the relationship.
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sarah.longNothing paralyzes a human like infinite choice, which is why Manhattan is single and Utah is already on baby number 3.
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Meanwhile the rest of the crocodile is still waiting at baggage claim carousel 3.
The customs dog took one whiff and asked to be reassigned to the drug unit where things make sense.