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Back in 1960, a group of scientists predicted that the world would end on November 13, 2026, which happens to be a Friday the 13th.
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ethan1970If the world ends on a Friday, I really hope it waits until after I get paid.
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A lot of Chinese and Chinese American women are moving to Silicon Valley in hopes of marrying men who work in the AI industry
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rpattersonPriscilla Chan could charge $5,000 for a weekend seminar called How I Did It, and the waitlist would crash the servers her husband owns.
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spark512Ladies, if you hear him on the phone at 2am saying he's trying to figure out why the model he trained won't do what he asked, relax, he's talking about software.
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OpenAI just released more than 700 math proofs, and some researchers are upset because it wiped out work they were still in the middle of doing
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bcampbellAfter OpenAI dropped 700 proofs overnight, a group of mathematicians demanded to know what will happen to their jobs? OpenAI responded, 'Well... do the math.'
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Three of the big five publishers are reportedly using AI to make cover art and marketing copy without telling their authors, all while suing AI companies in court
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miarussell47Authors spent 10 years writing the book, and the publisher spent 10 seconds typing 'make it look sad but sellable.'
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fierceviking427The legal team's closing argument cited 3 court cases that don't exist, which is fitting, because neither does the guy on the cover.
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Forbes says Joe Rogan is the highest-paid podcaster of 2026 after making $82 million, while the Kelce brothers pulled in $35 million from their show
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megashadow627I've been talking into a microphone for 3 years and all I've earned is a noise complaint from my neighbor.
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lucas_93Joe Rogan made $82 million by asking guests if they've ever tried elk meat, and I can't even get a raise for doing my actual job.
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Scientists who are using AI to bring back the woolly mammoth now say the project won't be done until the early 2030s, which is later than they first planned
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cooljaguar874At this rate the mammoth is going to come back just in time to go extinct from climate change again.😢
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Thieves stole about 30,000 bottles of prized wine worth $5.8 million from a winery in Tuscany, and the producer says it's the biggest wine heist Italy has ever seen
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hope_scott30,000 bottles is either an organized crime ring or my aunt planning for a 3 day weekend.
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Astronomers now believe the Sun may have swallowed a super-Earth billions of years ago, and they think they have found chemical evidence of it hiding inside the star.
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brightranger754Climate scientists hate to admit it, but the Sun already ate one super-Earth and took one look at our smog and said it's full, thanks.
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Geologists say they found evidence under Antarctica of the ancient supercontinent Gondwana, and it may have helped life flourish on Earth
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masonsanchez88Scientists found Gondwana under Antarctica, which is exactly where I'd hide too after my whole family split up and moved to different continents.
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Tesla wants to build 20,000 Optimus robots a week, but it turns out the hands are so complicated that they're slowing the whole thing down
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crimsonshadowAt least now we know how to survive the robot uprising, just hand them a jar of pickles and walk away.
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Andreessen Horowitz and a group of tech companies are raising $42 million to launch a two-year college alternative in San Francisco for young AI talent
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danreed4Two years is perfect, because by the time you graduate, AI will have replaced whatever they taught you in year 1.
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crystalbandit875The mascot is a hoodie, and the fight song is just someone reading a pitch deck out loud.
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Joe Manganiello says in his new memoir that Sofía Vergara refused to give him a hug while he was going through a serious health crisis
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slatewrenJoe Manganiello played a werewolf, stripped through two Magic Mike movies, and beat a serious illness. The thing that finally took him down was a missing hug.
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hmillerSofía Vergara's memoir is going to be one page long and it just says, he was very sweaty.
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Women in New York say they now want men who are openly enthusiastic and emotionally available, rejecting the whole playing it cool dating trend.
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cosmiclynxGolden retrievers are about to become the most eligible bachelors in Manhattan.
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drewdavis8Somewhere in Manhattan a man who says 'I'm good, whatever works' just got told his entire personality is expired.
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Ikea is investing 1.39 billion dollars to permanently cut prices on hundreds of products across Europe, with some items getting discounts of up to 29 percent.
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joe1993At 95% off, they skip the 847 pieces entirely and just ship you a tree, a saw, and an AI generated pictogram of a man with 6 fingers pointing at a squirrel.
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Florida judges are warning that AI generated legal filings are clogging up the courts and threatening their ability to function
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chloe_78Somewhere a lawyer is billing 400 an hour to press the enter key on ChatGPT.
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jason.richardsonThe AI cited six cases, and four of them were episodes of Law and Order.
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A 19-year-old Miami waitress was arrested for allegedly extorting her boyfriend for $20,000 after discovering he had another girlfriend
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realchloeharrisShe is 19 and already sending invoices with late fees, Gen Z skipped therapy and went straight to accounts receivable.
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A new Pew report says mortgage standards have gotten too strict and recommends making it easier for people with lower credit scores to get home loans
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finn_78Michael Burry just sat up in bed like a dog hearing a bag of chips open.
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Young adults between 18 and 21 have traded 5.4 billion dollars on the prediction market Kalshi this year, even though they are too young to legally bet on sportsbooks.
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andrew_davisThe good news is they're learning about markets, the bad news is their retirement plan hinges on whether Taylor Swift wears red on Tuesday.
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A workplace expert is warning that leaning too hard on AI could weaken the communication and people skills you still need to get ahead in business
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mmurphyMy performance review said I need to work on my people skills, so I asked AI to write a rebuttal and it agreed with them.
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cloud38xThe expert makes a great point, but I'll need someone to summarize it in 3 bullet points before I can have feelings about it.
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More employers are now creating official policies to stop workers from flooding company chats with unedited AI-generated text
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root217Finally we can stop the guy who answers 'sounds good?' with four headers, a bulleted summary, and a rocket ship emoji for no reason.
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Brad Pitt says he started drinking again after 7 years of sobriety, but insists he is doing it in a more restrained way now
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emma_74Apparently his new heist is stealing wine from his own cellar.
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gustmintRestrained means he switched from tequila shots to tequila shots with a lime.
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A UFO whistleblower told Joe Rogan that while working on a government UAP task force, he learned about alien species that look like Greek gods and giant reptiles
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eric_harrisJoe Rogan heard giant reptiles and immediately asked if anyone's tried putting them in a cold plunge.
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max1986Somewhere a guy who's been yelling about lizard people since 1997 just printed this headline, framed it, and mailed it to every relative who staged an intervention.
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Six major banks including Bank of America and Capital One are warning that AI shopping agents pose serious risks to privacy, fraud protection, and consumer trust
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brightlegend658The banks are worried an AI might spend my money irresponsibly, which is honestly my whole brand.
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sam_fosterThe real threat to banks is an AI smart enough to talk me out of the $47 impulse candle.
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Researchers say new soil and radar evidence suggests that a rock formation in Turkey could actually be the remains of Noah's Ark
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wildvagabond922The ark survived a global flood and 5,000 years buried in a mountain, and it still got here before GTA 6.
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Finally, a Meta product where there's actually a real person on the other end.
Muse is the first AI that got so advanced it learned how to outsource its own job.