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  1. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    The average family of four is spending $741 more a year on groceries than in 2020, partly because packages are quietly shrinking

    • kimhughes36

      I bought a half gallon of ice cream last week and my spoon was wider than the container.

    • zenhawk393

      I shook a box of crackers at the store and the cashier asked if I wanted to join his band.

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  1. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Hilaria Baldwin says the secret to her 14 year marriage with Alec is accepting each other's differences and going on regular date nights.

    • fizzplant

      What differences? Like one of you pretending to be from Spain and the other one actually being from America?

    • riley_72

      I wish them well, but the last three couples who said this are now arguing over who keeps the dog.

  2. Health Health

    New study finds that optimistic people are less likely to develop dementia

    • realmayadavis

      Pessimists pointed out that optimists will just live long enough to get something worse, accidentally becoming the most optimistic pessimists in history.

    • noah_98

      The study was going to include pessimists but they all declined to participate because they assumed the results would be bad.

  3. Crime Crime

    A Google engineer has been charged with using inside company data to make $1.2 million in illegal Polymarket trades.

    • dcollins

      But if a senator bet on 'Will this engineer get charged?', it's ok. 😅

  4. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    In a trailer for his new film Disclosure Day, Steven Spielberg says he now believes intelligent alien life is real.

    • holly.cooper

      The aliens reached out because they finally got around to watching E.T. and had notes.

  5. Money & Economy Money & Economy

    Hotel housekeepers in New York City now make $77,000 a year, rising to $110,000 by year six of their union contract.

    • james1994

      I checked out of my hotel this morning and the maid left a twenty on my pillow with a note saying hang in there buddy.

    • linda.hernandez

      The hotel housekeeper pulled me aside and asked if I needed help with rent.

  6. Science Science

    A new study finds that mosquitoes can learn to associate DEET with a blood meal, which could turn the repellent into an attractant.

    • laura.brooks

      My bug spray is now basically a dinner bell with a citrus scent.

  7. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    AI agents are being used more and more to collect debts in the US, and some people say the bots are calling about bills that were already paid.

    • the_wolf

      A debt collector I know lost his job to AI, and now he's in debt.😢

  8. Health Health

    New CDC survey data shows only about 9 percent of US adults still smoke cigarettes, the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • tomturner92

      Smoking is down but my nephew's bedroom smells like a Jolly Rancher caught fire.

  9. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Travis Kelce liked a social media post joking that he and Taylor Swift should hyphenate their last names to Swift-Kelce after they get married

    • finn.gonzales

      Hyphenated last name means that baby is getting a violin before it gets a bottle.

  10. Crime Crime

    A one-armed woman had her distracted driving ticket dropped after proving she couldn't have held a phone in her right hand

    • liam_84

      She really did win that case "single handedly."

  11. Health Health

    The former CDC director says he wouldn't be surprised if the US sees a few sporadic Ebola cases as the outbreak in Congo grows

    • laura1992

      A few sporadic cases is what you say about jaywalking, not the disease that melts your organs.

  12. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Sotheby's in New York is auctioning a T. rex named Gus for an estimated $20 to $30 million, the highest ever for a dinosaur.

    • jason_87

      They named him Gus because nothing moves $30 million of dead lizard like a name that sounds like he should be wearing New Balance sneakers.

  13. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Barnes & Noble CEO James Daunt says the chain will sell AI-generated books as long as they are clearly labeled and don't plagiarize human authors

    • swiftlion

      Finally a book club where nobody actually read the book, including the author.

  14. Science Science

    A major survey of 1660 physicists found deep disagreement on nearly every fundamental question in physics

    • grace_71

      In some parallel universe all sixteen hundred and sixty physicists do agree, and they're still wrong.

    • prism219

      sixteen hundred and sixty physicists, sixteen hundred and sixty opinions, and exactly zero refunds on my college tuition.

  15. Science Science

    A rare blue micromoon this weekend will look like the smallest full moon of the year, with Antares glowing right next to it

    • ed.kelly

      I told my wife I'd do the dishes once in a blue moon, and now she's standing at the window with a calendar and a frying pan.

  16. Lifestyle & Trends Lifestyle & Trends

    A new survey says 40 percent of Americans have gone on a date just to score a free meal

    • harper1996

      Dating apps are basically DoorDash... with extra steps.

  17. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Jeff Bezos says people should be excited about AI instead of afraid of it, comparing the technology to trading in a shovel for a bulldozer.

    • realmarkwilliams

      Coming from the man who replaced warehouse workers with robots, this feels less like advice and more like a warning.

  18. Science Science

    A new study suggests T. rex evolved tiny arms because its skull grew so massive that its jaws took over as the main weapon, leaving the arms nearly useless.

    • lucas_70

      Imagine being the apex predator of the planet and still needing a stepstool to change a lightbulb.

  19. Science Science

    Four decades after the Chernobyl disaster, wolves, bears, and rare wild horses have reclaimed the radioactive exclusion zone

    • gentledrifter404

      Turns out the best way to protect wildlife is to make the area slightly lethal to humans.

    • rubymartinez50

      I saw a photo of a horse in Chernobyl with two tails and it made me wonder if nature started using AI to generate wildlife.

  20. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Taylor Swift is reportedly drawing inspiration from Elizabeth Taylor's 1950 wedding dress.

    • sparkloop

      Hopefully she's only drawing inspiration from the dress and not marriage tips from a woman that had 8 husbands.

    • duskember

      By the way 1950 was the year she married her first husband, Conrad Hilton.

  21. Celebrity & Entertainment Celebrity & Entertainment

    Chelsea Handler says dating apps and endless choices have made men unwilling to commit

    • mark_henderson

      I'm convinced dating apps were invented by someone who wanted to ensure that every cat has a loving and caring home.

  22. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    ChatGPT is rolling out a feature that lets Pro users link their bank accounts and ask questions about their spending and financial goals.

    • david.bryant

      I can't wait for ChatGPT to confidently tell me I have $40 million dollars in a checking account that doesn't exist.

    • fiercepilot765

      Pro users can now get told they're poor in seventeen different languages.

  23. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Meta is planning to turn its employees' clicks and keystrokes into training data for its AI.

    • cleverocean38

      The AI will graduate knowing exactly how fast a human can close the LinkedIn or Indeed website, when footsteps approach.

    • tyler_72

      Did Meta run out of strangers to spy on and needed to start eating their own?

  24. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Robot dogs are now patrolling precious crops as the global food crisis gets worse

    • crunchpod

      The scarecrows just got laid off and nobody is talking about it.

    • claire_73

      So the plan is, when the robots revolt, they already know where the food is, the fence codes, and which farmer naps after lunch.

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