The headlines and some comments on them.

Greece to ban social media for under-15s from 2027, PM says

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  ruby_sanders

  By 2027 a few 14 year old kids will have vibe coded new platforms Greece hasn't even heard of yet.

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Blake Lively responded on Instagram after a judge dismissed 13 of her 16 claims against Justin Baldoni, with their trial still set for May

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  katie1971

  How long before she says, 'Your Honor, I'd like to submit Exhibit A: my Instagram story with the crying face filter.'

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Used car prices just hit a three-year high as wholesale demand keeps climbing

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  reallauraallen

  At this rate my 2014 Honda Civic is appreciating faster than my 401k

  225

A new survey finds that one in five Americans believe they are basically psychic, with Gen Z being the most likely to claim the ability

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  chrisrodriguez3

  This explains the algorithm. Every app I open, someone's shuffling tarot cards at me.🔮

  969
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  holly2000

  One in five Americans think they're psychic, and somehow all of them ended up on my For You page selling crystal bundles.

  507

Police arrested a man hiding inside a locked Pasadena Best Buy while Pokemon fans lined up outside waiting for a card restock

Oakland's airport can now include "San Francisco" in its name after the two cities settled a 2-year legal dispute over the branding

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  ben2001

  Things have gotten so bad in San Francisco that by the time the settlement went through, San Francisco was actually hoping to rebrand itself as Oakland.

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Anxious Americans are spending big money on online courses sold by influencers.

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  snapfrost

  Paying $297 to learn passive income from someone whose passive income is selling courses about passive income is a beautiful closed loop.

  1103
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  driftplum

  Buying these courses helped me combine my crippling anxiety with my crippling debt into one convenient purchase.

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Andrej Karpathy, the man who coined vibe coding, says AI-generated code is often bloated and messy and still needs a human to oversee it

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  mattwright98

  I'd rather debug AI slop for eight hours than spend ninety seconds in the comment section of a Stack Exchange answer.

  1030

A skyscraper-sized asteroid nicknamed "God of Chaos" will pass within 20,000 miles of Earth in 2029, close enough to see with the naked eye

A pastor who wrote a book on loving your spouse was arrested after allegations that he has multiple wives

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  brandon_watson

  In his defense, he never specified which spouse.

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  the_tiger

  The pastor told the judge, 'God gave me one wife, and I made her many.' The judge replied, 'The prosecutor suggested 1 year, and I made it many.'

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Lisa Kudrow says the Friends cast still earns $20 million a year in residuals

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  joe_lee

  The real friends were the royalty checks we cashed along the way.

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  chompnut

  Twenty million a year, the only thing residual from my last job is the trauma and unpaid overtime from 2019.

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A recent college grad who spent $125,000 on his degree says the job market is broken after 500 applications and zero offers

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  realtaylorhughes

  He finally got a notification, and it was LinkedIn saying unlock Premium to see the 7 recruiters who ignored you this week.

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  quickmoon

  Step 1, get rejected 500 times. Step 2, write a LinkedIn post about resilience. Step 3, become a motivational speaker charging more than his tuition.

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Britney Spears has checked into rehab for substance abuse just weeks after her DUI arrest.

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  cloverping

  The Free Britney crowd is real quiet right now, but don't worry, they'll be back as soon as they finish their Free Luigi signs.

  1101

The high cost of raising a child in the US is creating a really daunting situation for parents.

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  dusk815

  Meanwhile, some of these kids will grow up to discover that the cost of caring for elderly parents can be just as daunting. Hoping everyone's financial situation gets better. 🙏🏻

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Adobe fixed a PDF zero-day security bug that hackers have been exploiting for months.

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  jenadams4

  Adobe patching PDF vulnerabilities is the closest thing we have to a perpetual motion machine.

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A woman says ChatGPT correctly identified her mystery illness after doctors misdiagnosed her for years

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  curiousriver380

  AI told me my headache was either dehydration or a rare tropical parasite, so results may vary.

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  mysticowl

  She probably got the diagnosis right after it confidently told someone else that the Battle of Waterloo happened in 1987.

  375

Texas is set to pass Virginia as the state with the most data centers, and residents are worried about the impact on water and electricity usage.

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  kevin_98

  Texans are about to experience the unique joy of rationing water so that a server farm can help someone generate an image of a cowboy riding a dinosaur.

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A woman on the FBI's ten most wanted list was captured just one day after a one million dollar reward was offered for her.

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  mary_80

  She survived years on the run but couldn't survive capitalism.

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The median price of a Southern California condo has dropped 6% to $656,000, the lowest in over 12 years

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  brian.garcia

  Great news, now I only need three jobs instead of four to afford it.

  1001
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  the_nomad

  My grandkids will inherit this condo and still be underwater on the HOA fees.

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Scientists revived a 24,000 year old 'zombie worm' from the Arctic ice, and then it reproduced

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  brianevans43

  This zombie worm woke up from a 24,000 year nap and immediately found a partner, meanwhile guys on Hinge can't get a match after swiping for six straight hours.

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X says it's reducing payments to accounts that post clickbait.

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  realjakebailey

  Finally, the people who post 'you won't believe what happens next' are about to not believe what happens to their paychecks.

  1200
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  olivia1988

  I swear if this headline itself turned out to be clickbait I was going to cancel my internet.

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Kellogg is bringing cereal box toys back after more than a decade, kicking it off with a Toy Story 5 tie-in.

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  realrachelwilson

  I can't wait for my kid to shove his entire arm into the Frosted Flakes at six in the morning like an archaeologist on a deadline.

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A 3-year-old dog saved a California family by barking to wake them up during an early morning house fire

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  grace2003

  This dog just earned a lifetime supply of table scraps and zero consequences for chewing the couch.

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  megan_lewis

  The family's smoke detector is now updating its LinkedIn to 'seeking new opportunities'.

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Prince Harry says children should aim to be an upgrade of their parents.

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  patricia_90

  Somewhere William is reading this headline and just slowly closing his laptop.

  1100
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  katie_90

  Well, he is making that task incredibly easy for his kids. Oh, the things parents do for their children. Just kidding, no disrespect to the prince.

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Etsy has banned the sale of controversial animal fur products, including mink, fox, and rabbit.

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  michael1988

  The people who sell crystals that cure anxiety are thrilled to finally have the moral high ground over someone.

  1300
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  charlie_stewart

  The fur sellers should’ve hired an Etsy witch to cast a spell to prevent the ban.

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