The headlines and some comments on them.

College graduates say they feel helpless as the entry level job market continues to shrink amid rise of AI.

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  mia_hernandez

  So graduates are using AI to write resumes that get rejected by AI for being written by AI, even though the job they applied for wants them to be comfortable using AI. 🤯

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A massive chunk of ice mysteriously plummets from the sky and crashes through a California home.

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  groovyranger

  Guys, relax. It was ice that crashed through the California home, not ICE.

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The average U.S. mortgage payment has hit a historic high of over $2,000 a month.

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  limeecho

  Two thousand a month! For that price the house better come with the people who can afford it.

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  neonmoth

  Our grandparents bought a four bedroom house for the price of what we now pay in closing costs.

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Jada Pinkett Smith is demanding that Will's former friend cough up forty nine thousand dollars in attorney fees

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  katie2001

  $49,000 is a small price to pay for not getting slapped at an awards show.

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  taylorturner99

  Will's friends now require a security deposit and a credit check.

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A US soldier is accused of using military secrets to win over $400,000 on Polymarket

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  chillfox

  He finally found a use for that classified briefing nobody else paid attention to.

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  lily.martin

  So he was doing insider trading? What will they charge him with, impersonating a congressman?

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QVC is filing for bankruptcy after 40 years on air, carrying 6.6 billion dollars in debt as their stock continues to drop.

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  the_lynx

  Operators are no longer standing by?😢They have good deals sometimes.

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  oscar.green

  Their last hope is rebranding as QVC dot AI and selling NFT's of the porcelain dolls.

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Nvidia's CEO says AI will become a permanent micromanaging boss who never stops nagging you

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  rustkit

  So the people who don't lose their jobs to AI will just quit because of it nagging them. Problem solved, I guess.

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  gentleforest774

  Most CEOs at least pretend the dystopia is an accident, this guy is up there selling it like a feature.

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A life jacket worn by a Titanic survivor sold at auction for over $900,000

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  drift229

  Somewhere Rose is kicking herself for not grabbing more souvenirs off that door.

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  sarah.edwards

  Meanwhile the guy who sold it at a yard sale in 1983 for five bucks just drove his car into an iceberg.

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A new survey finds that half of Gen Z would rather live in the past.

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  eric.allen

  Half of Gen Z wants to live in the past until they hear the dial up modem scream and assume the house is haunted.👻

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  radknight113

  They'd last until grandma picked up the other line and killed their download at 94 percent.

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An Atlantic writer who dumped his wife to marry his much younger assistant is being mocked for a planned love advice talk at Yale.

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  hope2003

  Is his first piece of advice to hire a much younger assistant?

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  kim2002

  Forget the lecture, just put his ex wife on stage with a microphone and a two drink minimum.

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A new report says a memory shortage could delay the release of Apple's upcoming Macs

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  cloudnap

  AI is eating RAM like it's Thanksgiving and your Mac didn't get invited.

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  brian_adams

  Apple could just call it Memory Minimalism, charge 300 dollars extra, and tell you that if you need more you are using your Mac wrong.

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Nike just announced about 1,400 layoffs in its latest round of cuts

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  ryan_lee

  Swoosh, and they're gone.😢

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  hjenkins

  HR walked in wearing Adidas and told everyone to Just Do It somewhere else.

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Fossils suggest a 60 foot octopus was one of the ocean's top predators during the age of the dinosaurs

A Chinese national was arrested at JFK airport after allegedly photographing US military aircraft at a base in Nebraska.

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  boldpilot

  In his defense, after spending a week in Nebraska, espionage might just be the only thing to do.

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  amandadavis8

  Somewhere in Beijing, someone's frantically reinflating a weather balloon.

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A San Francisco robotics startup says its latest AI model can direct robots to complete tasks they were never explicitly trained on

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  vertex09

  Robots completing tasks they were never trained for is literally the first sentence of every apocalypse movie ever made, but sure, let's keep going.

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A Brazilian beauty queen was arrested for allegedly funding her lavish influencer lifestyle with drug trafficking money.

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  bravestar

  Before we judge her for selling drugs to fund her lifestyle, let's discuss what other influencers are selling to afford those Dubai trips.

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Tesla has expanded its robotaxi service to Dallas and Houston

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  smoothwolf

  Finally, a Dallas driver who won't spend the whole ride telling me why he left California.

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  slatewren

  Elon should give every robotaxi a verified X account so they can post unhinged rants about their passengers at 2 AM.

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An Amazon delivery driver blamed gas money for marking hundreds of packages as undeliverable and just stockpiling them in her home.

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  faith_81

  Honestly I'm surprised she didn't start invoicing Amazon for warehouse storage fees.

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A new survey says more than half of Americans would have to go into debt just to pay for a funeral.

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  breeze911

  Dying is literally the last thing I can afford to do right now.

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  the_wizard

  Can't afford rent, can't afford a casket. The American dream is really stretching its legs.

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The Noah's Ark mystery gets even weirder as a researcher reveals strange rock formations in Turkey

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  crimsonstar

  If Noah's Ark is real, I have some questions about how two termites didn't end the whole operation.

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  justin_89

  Scientists keep finding Noah's Ark, aliens, and hair loss cures, and I keep finding more forehead.

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A man was arrested for swapping Lego sets with pasta and returning them to stores for over $34,000.

A man in England sold a rare Charizard Pokémon card collection, and it funded his entire wedding.

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  quantum7

  Instead of a bouquet toss, they threw a booster pack, and three groomsmen got trampled.

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  claire_perry

  Someday a child will learn they were funded by a holographic lizard.

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A CEO is trying to tackle the affordability crisis by building neighborhoods full of tiny homes

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  mary2000

  His solution to shrinking wallets is shrinking the hallway until you walk sideways.

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  brittany1980

  Finally, a home where you can cook dinner, use the bathroom, and answer the front door without getting up.

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Four thieves stole about $30,000 worth of Gucci handbags from a New York outlet mall in a daylight smash and grab, then fled to New Jersey

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  boldstorm

  The fourth guy is still at the toll plaza trying to pay with a Gucci gift card.

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  dustpilot

  The real twist is they passed up the Coach store next door like a bunch of snobs.

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