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    New research shows that lobsters do feel pain, and scientists are calling for a ban on boiling them alive.

    • nickrobinson40

      Finally, science confirms what every lobster has been screaming about from inside the pot.

    • wildbandit836

      We really needed a formal study for this?

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    A NASA satellite has found that Mexico City is sinking more than half an inch per month

    • moss333

      Imagine buying a penthouse in Mexico City and by the time your mortgage is paid off you're in the basement.

    • mtorres

      Changing so fast they'll need a new name. New Mexico's taken, so... Newer Mexico?

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    Scientists say the 17 earthquakes near Area 51 in 24 hours are likely geological, not aliens

    • morgan_73

      If I'd been locked in a Nevada basement for 75 years and found out Congress was about to snitch, I'd be shaking the walls too.

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    Conspiracy theorists are claiming a NASA video of the Artemis II crew is fake, saying visual glitches suggest a green screen

    • rootsnap

      They ran the footage through their rigorous verification process of pausing the video, squinting, and then typing WAKE UP in all caps.

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    Meet the American Pocket Shark, the Tiny Bioluminescent Shark Found in the Gulf

    • ralexander

      When I read pocket shark I thought this was going to be about my credit card that's been eating me alive since 2019.

    • zoehughes73

      A tiny glowing shark in your pocket sounds like the world's worst but most honest description of a vape.

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    The last Apollo moonwalker says that helium-3 locked in lunar dust could become a trillion-dollar clean energy industry within just a few years.

    • chompnut

      Humans are basically that roommate who eats everything in the fridge and then starts eyeing your stuff. 'Hey Moon… you gonna finish that helium-3?'

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    A skyscraper-sized asteroid nicknamed "God of Chaos" will pass within 20,000 miles of Earth in 2029, close enough to see with the naked eye

    • billbailey17

      20,000 miles is very close. The moon is about 250,000 miles away.

    • morgan.butler

      Whatever you do, don't dress up like a dinosaur that night.

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    Scientists revived a 24,000 year old 'zombie worm' from the Arctic ice, and then it reproduced

    • brianevans43

      This zombie worm woke up from a 24,000 year nap and immediately found a partner, meanwhile guys on Hinge can't get a match after swiping for six straight hours.

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    Scientists say they have tested a method that could get us to Alpha Centauri in just twenty years

    • michael.baker

      We're about to reach Alpha Centauri faster than a contractor can finish my kitchen remodel.

    • jake.campbell

      Aliens on Alpha Centauri just saw this headline and started building a wall.👽🪓🧱

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    A Singapore-based fund with $40 million is betting on longevity research to make death optional

    • lily_84

      If death becomes optional a lot of rich parents will never hear from their kids again.

    • nick2005

      I told my wife a fund is working to make death optional, and she immediately started a fund to make divorce mandatory.

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    Scientists just discovered 5.6 million bees living under a cemetery in New York state

    • goldenforest

      I said rest in "peace", not in bees!

    • glowbyte

      I love that even in death you can't escape noisy neighbors in New York.

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    Fossils suggest a 60 foot octopus was one of the ocean's top predators during the age of the dinosaurs

    • cipher03

      Today's octopus can open a jar of pickles, but this sixty foot one could open a whole can of whoopass.

    • swiftknight997

      An octopus with 60-foot arms versus T-Rex's two stubby ones. No wonder he always looked so pissed.

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    A San Francisco robotics startup says its latest AI model can direct robots to complete tasks they were never explicitly trained on

    • vertex09

      Robots completing tasks they were never trained for is literally the first sentence of every apocalypse movie ever made, but sure, let's keep going.

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    The Noah's Ark mystery gets even weirder as a researcher reveals strange rock formations in Turkey

    • crimsonstar

      If Noah's Ark is real, I have some questions about how two termites didn't end the whole operation.

    • justin_89

      Scientists keep finding Noah's Ark, aliens, and hair loss cures, and I keep finding more forehead.

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