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    Scientists have updated the official guidelines for what to do if we ever detect a signal from aliens, and the top recommendation is simply not to reply.

    • katie1992

      Our official strategy is leaving aliens on read like a guy who just isn't ready for something serious.

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    Astronomers have discovered a potentially habitable planet just 25 light years away that could be one of Earth's closest cosmic neighbors

    • calmforest370

      Mars is about 140 million miles away. This thing is around 147 trillion miles away. Calling it Earth's “Next-door neighbor” is a big stretch. 😂

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    Archaeologists have discovered a well preserved lost Maya city hidden deep in the Mexican jungle

    • brittany.butler

      I just want them to find a new Maya calendar so I know whether to renew my gym membership or not.

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    NASA’s Curiosity Rover Discovers ‘Origin-of-Life’ Molecules Never Before Seen on Mars

    • jake1998

      Meanwhile a Martian husband is sleeping on the couch because his wife specifically told him to put the complex organic molecules away before the rover got here.

    • brightpanther55

      Mars had the ingredients, Earth had the instructions, and the alien chef rage quit after one Yelp star from a trilobite.

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    Researchers claim intelligent alien life exists out there, and its technology could destroy us in a microsecond

    • ashley1989

      The aliens probably haven't destroyed us yet because they're impressed how well we are destroying ourselves.

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    Scientists Tickled Apes and Found Their Laughter Shares a Rhythm With Humans

    • realmaxbell

      The study finally ended when one of the gorillas started tickling back and the scientist found out his rhythm was very different.

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    A new study suggests that small, carefully timed cloud-seeding could theoretically nudge hurricanes like Sandy away from land before they cause catastrophic damage

    • boldwolf

      A conspiracy theorist somewhere just took a screenshot of this headline and sent it to every person who's ever blocked them.

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    Scientists have found the oldest known evidence of plague in 5,500-year-old teeth

    • axis360

      Between COVID, Hantavirus and Ebola, perhaps now is not the ideal moment to poke around these ancient infected teeth.

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    Researchers have created a car paint that absorbs 99.9% of visible light, making the car look almost invisible

    • rachel.torres

      Ideal for people who want their insurance company to start screening their calls.

    • avawood70

      I look forward to seeing this exact car in every police chase from now on.

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    Neil deGrasse Tyson is telling the government to just show us the alien already after the latest UFO files were released.

    • paul_barnes

      Imagine Neil gets to finally meet the alien and it claims it's from "Planet" Pluto. Neil would lose it.

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    Scientists have identified the largest scorpion ever found, a 3 foot long monster with 6 inch claws that roamed the UK around 415 million years ago

    • thevagabond

      So this is what was chasing the spiders that made them evolve to be huge and terrifying.

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    A new study found that reading printed books may help your brain process story details better than reading on a screen.

    • boldcobra392

      Another study found people who read printed books can work it into a conversation about literally anything within 9 seconds.

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    A scientist thinks volcanic metal disrupted navigation and may explain the Bermuda Triangle mystery

    • zenstorm

      A century of spooky documentaries undone by the same thing that ruins hotel room keys.

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    A Japanese company raised $5.3 million to advance human trials of a drug that could regrow real teeth

    • dan_garcia

      The Tooth Fairy just enrolled in a coding bootcamp.

    • bill2002

      I love that humanity's priorities are teeth before kidneys.

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    NASA astronauts may soon be wearing Prada after the luxury brand unveiled new gear for the Artemis IV mission.

    • ella_washington

      Finally a spacesuit that costs more than the rocket.

    • bravefox

      Prada? Isn't that what the devil wears? 😢

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    Scientists detected unusual methane coming from interstellar object 3I/ATLAS, and a Harvard scientist says it could be a sign of alien life

    • finn_patterson

      Somewhere out there, an alien civilization is mastering interstellar travel and still can't crack the science of holding it in.

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    A new study found that sperm can't find their way in microgravity, raising concerns about reproduction in future space colonies

    • beth_75

      NASA spent millions to confirm that men's sense of direction is genetic down to the cellular level.

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    A new study finds that mosquitoes can learn to associate DEET with a blood meal, which could turn the repellent into an attractant.

    • laura.brooks

      My bug spray is now basically a dinner bell with a citrus scent.

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    A major survey of 1660 physicists found deep disagreement on nearly every fundamental question in physics

    • grace_71

      In some parallel universe all sixteen hundred and sixty physicists do agree, and they're still wrong.

    • prism219

      sixteen hundred and sixty physicists, sixteen hundred and sixty opinions, and exactly zero refunds on my college tuition.

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    A rare blue micromoon this weekend will look like the smallest full moon of the year, with Antares glowing right next to it

    • ed.kelly

      I told my wife I'd do the dishes once in a blue moon, and now she's standing at the window with a calendar and a frying pan.

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    A new study suggests T. rex evolved tiny arms because its skull grew so massive that its jaws took over as the main weapon, leaving the arms nearly useless.

    • lucas_70

      Imagine being the apex predator of the planet and still needing a stepstool to change a lightbulb.

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    Four decades after the Chernobyl disaster, wolves, bears, and rare wild horses have reclaimed the radioactive exclusion zone

    • gentledrifter404

      Turns out the best way to protect wildlife is to make the area slightly lethal to humans.

    • rubymartinez50

      I saw a photo of a horse in Chernobyl with two tails and it made me wonder if nature started using AI to generate wildlife.

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    Scientists Say They’ve Invented a Serum That Activates a Dormant Ability to Regrow Lost Limbs in Mammals

    • timbarnes42

      I bet the dormant ability was dormant for a reason and we are all about to find out what it is.

    • boldsun216

      Finally, we can regrow an arm and a leg. Too bad it’ll probably cost… an arm and a leg. Hold on.

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    Scientists are questioning whether a $600,000 lab-grown handbag marketed as T-rex leather is actually made from dinosaur tissue

    • steve_89

      A bag stitched from chicken feathers would have more dinosaur DNA than this thing.

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    An Oxford physicist argues that quantum mechanics splits you into parallel versions of yourself with every interaction

    • clairecampbell49

      My therapist sent me this article and told me finding the real me is gonna take a while because now we have to search the whole universe.

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